Today, my neighbor asked me to check in on his pet. When I went into his house, I couldn't find any animals. I searched all over, and finally gave up and called him. I asked him what type of pet he had. His response? "My pet rock, Stubby." That's right, I just spent some time looking for a rock. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my neighbor knocked on my door and asked if I'd seen her cat. I helped her search the hallway, basement, and garden for 30 minutes. We finally found it sitting inside my apartment, where I had apparently been living with it for three days without noticing. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I didn't take her pet rock seriously. FML
Today, I saw my new pet fish completely missing the food at the bottom of his tank and sucking up the little rocks instead. My last dog died from eating rocks. I think I'm doomed to have insanely stupid pets. FML
Today, I went to check if my neighbours were home to return their dog, having looked after her for a few days. I looked in the window and the place was empty. They'd moved house and stuck us with their dog. FML
Today, I searched our neighborhood for our lost dog. After screaming at the top of our lungs, driving around in circles, and asking strangers, we realized we took him to the groomers this morning. FML
Today, I was babysitting my little cousin when we decided to go outside and have a "treasure hunt" in the backyard. The first thing we found? The bones of her pet dog who had passed away four years ago. FML
Today, I was outside searching for "treasures" with my son using small plastic shovels. All of a sudden he starts screaming. He dug up the bones of our old dog. I told him that we had sent him away to live on a farm, I even helped my son write letters to the farm owners. FML
Today, I found the family's pet hamster under my mattress, he's been missing for six months. FML
Today, I got home from work and found my dog missing. When I asked my neighbor if she saw what happened, I saw my dog sleeping on her couch. She tried to say it was hers. FML
Today, as I returned from work, a cat was meowing at me in a bush. I said hi to it and walked inside. Then I noticed one of my cats was nowhere to be found. After a bit of panicking, I finally figured out that cat in the bush was MY cat, and he was meowing because he was stuck. I don't know how he got outside. FML
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lev 11
neighbor has a pet rock and OP didn't think to ask what kind of pet. they deserve each other.
RichardPencil 32
On the day before your neighbor returns, take a dump in the middle of his living room, and put Stubby next to it. Accidents happen.
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rotflqtms_ 21
Hope you're getting paid for taking care of his pet...
lev 11
neighbor has a pet rock and OP didn't think to ask what kind of pet. they deserve each other.
RichardPencil 32
On the day before your neighbor returns, take a dump in the middle of his living room, and put Stubby next to it. Accidents happen.
Charlie Given 28
LMFAO 😂 that's exactly what I thought too 😏
Chazzster 32
Neighbor is either a complete jerk and though that was a funny prank or they are a genuine nut job.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Whoever invented that pet rock is laughing all the way to the bank.