Today, my girlfriend's grandparents walked in on us getting intimate. She immediately ran to the bathroom, leaving me alone with them. They only speak Spanish, which is not my first language. We discussed the movie she and I were "watching", all while I was naked under the sheets. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while my girlfriend is in hospital, I'm left at home with her mom. What I didn't know is that her mom's medication makes her do strange things. I learned that right away when she took a seat next to me, completely naked, on the couch. My girlfriend's mom is my grandmother's age. FML
Today, I accidentally walked in on my girlfriend changing. She responded by screaming, throwing herself on the ground to avoid me seeing her, and crawling into the bathroom. We've been living together for two months. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
Today, I was watching TV with my grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on my stomach as my mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me for being a pervert, while my grandpa sat and chuckled. FML
Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML
Today, I was meeting my girlfriend's parents for the first time. She warned me they were a little weird. Right when we walked in the door, her parents were there to greet us...in the nude. Apparently this constitutes as a LITTLE weird. They both hugged me. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were at the movies. When the "love scene" came on, she leaned over and made out with the wrong man. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend home to meet my parents. They thought it'd be hilarious to put on ridiculous accents and act like country hicks, spewing obscenities and strongly hinting that we're into incest. She soon left in disgust. I haven't heard back from her since. FML
Today, I went over to my girlfriend's house. She'd told me not to ring the doorbell and just come in so that I wouldn't wake her dad up. As I walked upstairs, her father walked out of the bathroom naked. We locked eyes. I can't get the image out of my head. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Just say, “¡El movie es loco! ¡Jajajaja!” over and over until they get bored and leave.
Davros 12
your lucky they didn't try to smash that rat that was making a lump in the blanket
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RichardPencil 32
Just say, “¡El movie es loco! ¡Jajajaja!” over and over until they get bored and leave.
J352SAURUS 30
La película es loca 😂
ChromoTec 24
Robaste mi comentario
wHSKitty 11
Say what?
RichardPencil 32
@J352SAURUS: If he displayed such a high skill in Spanish, the grandparents might have prompted him to discuss the movie further.
Davros 12
your lucky they didn't try to smash that rat that was making a lump in the blanket
olga_crvjl 19
Lol all this while your gf ran damn lol
Mathalamus 25
I think they knew full well what's going on and didn't make it awkward. Good on them.
Glowworm56 27
Those are some chill grandparents. They've seen it all before.
wHSKitty 11
Where were you when they interrupted playtime?
Chazzster 32
I have to assume that you and girlfriend are both young for this to have happened - Otherwise you would have your own place. While this was really awkward - It could have gone infinitely worse if a crazy Dad lost it over somebody having sex with his daughter under his own roof. Be glad girlfriend’s family was as open as they were to the situation. Children tend to think of the home they grew up in as “their home”. But in reality that home is provided by the parents and their parents have a right to set certain rules when their offspring are young and living at home. While Girlfriend’s room might feel comfortable to her - having sex there with parents, grandparents, or siblings around is not usually wise. You rarely know exactly how your girlfriend’s parents are going to react in these circumstances.
J352SAURUS 30
I like your username, OP.
sallygee 9
why were you having sex where the grandparents could catch you? ydi