thefrightening1
United Kingdom
Today, I'm getting kicked out of my flat because my drunk friends stole a pony and left it tied outside. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, while celebrating at my friend's birthday party, I fell down a flight of stairs, got into a fight with my flatmate, and ruined my friend's outfit after drinking too much. I'm expecting I'll need to find a new place to live tomorrow. FML
Anonymous
Stoney Creek, Canada
Today, I was woken up and kicked out of my friend's party at 3:00 in the morning. This wouldn't have been so bad if someone hadn't stolen my shoes. I had to walk for an hour in the rain, in my socks. FML
Potato_Lord
Madison, United States
Today, not only did someone steal my bike, they also managed to get wasted and drunkenly ride my stolen bike through my new screened-in front porch, destroying it and the bike. FML
barsituation
United States
Killjoy was hear
Today, I got kicked out of my favorite pub. I yelled at the group behind me for being annoying. They were extremely irritating, singing songs and cheering, but the manager decided to kick me out instead. FML
bellaskyeb
United States
Today, I had to bail my drunk husband out of jail after he and his best friend tried to steal a police horse from an officer. FML
doneanddone
United States
Today, I was over at a friend's place until very late. He had stolen my keys as a joke at some point, but by the time I noticed, he was too drunk to remember where he'd hidden them. FML
Leauge
Owensboro, United States
Very smart
Today, I woke up to find out my house was robbed. He didn't steal anything of value, but he stole my beer, dog, and cat. FML
poserpilot
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
El Cajon, United States
Legged it
Today, I woke up after a night of drinking to find that while I was passed out someone stole my prosthetic leg. FML
Sebastian20
Groningen, Netherlands
Today, after a night of heavy drinking, I woke up handcuffed to my bed. My friends who are responsible for this think it's hilarious and claimed not to remember where they put the keys. They took pictures, then left. FML
thatguy
Canada
Today, my mom got drunk and told me to leave the house because "I've been mooching off her for too long". I'm 14 and now am sleeping at my friends house. FML
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oklahomaguy 0
Your landlord is probably mad because he's not hung like that pony.
Matias_Says_FML 4
Yay for the pony!
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Comments (157)
Matias_Says_FML 4
Yay for the pony!
TJ10 0
Ride it to narnia
seanders 10
Turn it to glue
derper71 3
Ride it to ur friends house and leave it there
hailphire130 0
My little pony. Apocalypse Ponies. Death Pony! "Aw, that little pony can't hear." "No mom. I think he said..." Blaaaaaaa!!!
emmaa3451 11
But at least you have a pony!:D
tj4234 36
yeah OP's friends are awesome :D.
ThreeSheetsGone 12
At least it wasn't a tiger.
13FTW 9
Did you get to keep it? :D
hidinginthesky 0
Too bad it waesnt a unicorn....
GraveRobber14 13
I don't know about everyone else but I want friends like OPs
ShyAnn29 15
Ponies are awesome!
AsianCookie247 14
She*
Renesaga 8
14 - Welcome to the Battle of Waterloo Part 2!
theaws0m3guy 4
At least it wasn't a Liger...
yeseniaaa 2
Pictures or it didn't happen.
PrickHead 0
^ atleast it wasnt quagmire ...looking like he's got a lamp post stuck up his ass...
Octavia2253 0
Ponies are cool as ****!
horsestarz 7
*sings* What do Tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze?
swgmimi12 3
sucks
RaineLee 5
Rebecca Black sucks.
NotAPedo 0
How does this suck? Dude has a pony! The fact that it's stolen makes it more badass! ... I always wanted to ride one...
StopDropNRoll 11
^ seriously that makes for a really awesome drunk story! Non of my friends would steal a pony while drunk :(
hailphire130 0
Hangover 3 anyone?
XenaWP 6
That's handy! Just ride the pony away with your swag on the back.
Sniper_Fidelis 1
At least she has eyebrows!
Glitterhinoceros 14
What a dick, who doesn't love ponies?!
springbok_fml 2
an apartment
GaryMuzz 4
British for apartment , I believe, not positive though.
springbok_fml 2
ugh replied in the wrong place. stupid i phone ill gladly thumb this down myself.
morganrules123 10
Exactly! I'd rather be apartment hunting than ponyless.
SadinSherman 16
They might not have stables and room for the pony to run around graze
Glitterhinoceros 14
Yeah, but ponies are smaller than horses, so it could run around the apartment eating potted plants!
ReynshineCutting 10
Not all ponies are smaller than horses...
NomOnShroomz 14
Umm, yes they are. That's why they're called ponies.
ShyAnn29 15
Actually all ponies aren't really small, it depends on the kind of pony
EvilPotato 15
kill his mother.
ihasbrains 10
73 - Ponies only go up to a certain amount of hands before they are considered a horse. Therefore, a pony can never be larger than a horse. But I know a few people keep miniature ponies for pets inside the house. But actual ponies are clever assholes >.> they're evil, I'm telling you.
Mipz 2
One smart person.
Mipz 2
Yeah...those darned pony thefts...
BehindU 5
Ponies have feelings too.
minisquid 9
Offer the pony to the landlord. Everyone likes ponies, he'll be sure to let you stay.
TheNinjaCat 10
What asses ;)
ThePokemonMaster 5
Yeah that was my Ponyta, it was stolen from me. They must be Team Rocket.
_YeahImMe_ 0
Wow. You have great friends. :/
instnt1nfction 17
Well they did give him his Christmas wish
oklahomaguy 0
Your landlord is probably mad because he's not hung like that pony.
flamerocker 9
What happened last night?
HomeAl0ne 20
I remember waking up once in a living room full of fire extinguishers and traffic cones. While technically clues, these only narrowed down my line of inquiries slightly.
cherrie0103 6
lol where did they even get the pony!?!?
Sunny_Eclipse 6
From MY magical farm. I was wondering where Rainbow Dash went!
Siji 0
As long as Fluttershy is safe ._.
Ryley1 0
They said Pony, not Pegasus so Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash are both safe thank Celistia.
nerdfighteria 7
109- Yes, but what about Pinkie Pie! She could be in trouble!
AxelWolfen 6
damn it pinkie, i told you it was a bad idea to break the fourth wall! now look where its gotten you!
FMLandurstoo 9
Sounds like something my mates would do. Except I'd wake up in a bikini
kaylapple 1
better find another place to stay!
Ins0mau 20
Really?!? I thought they'd stay there now that they've been kicked out! What is it with people feeling the need to state the obvious in FML comments?
allard 14
What's with the need for people to put each other down on FML? If that's what the person who writes the comment wants to do, what makes it your right to put them down? Thank you, commenter above, for informing me that the OP needs to house hunt, and screw you, the person who felt the need to put them down.
miz66independent 1
And screw the person above me for putting down the person who is putting people down!
drawmesunshine 17
And thank you, person above me, for pointing out the irony of the person putting down the person for putting down the other person and making me laugh!
Pusherman10 1
Holy shit I love the Internet it's a place where complete nerd virgins who probably live in their parents basement try to act all tough!!! Makes me laugh!!!
miz66independent 1
I live in the attic. Get it right.