Today, I met my boyfriend's grandma for the first time. Trying to make a good impression, I offered to wash the dishes. I accidentally broke the faucet. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to my fiancé's house to have dinner with his family for the first time. Trying to be polite at the end of the meal I went to take the plates in to the kitchen. I overestimated how heavy the half-finished soup pot was, and threw soup all over myself and future mother-in-law. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I had bad stomach cramps so I asked if I could use the bathroom. After half an hour, I flushed the toilet, it backs up and floods the bathroom. To make things worse, when I opened the door, I slipped on the wet tiles. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML
Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML
Today, I was meeting my girlfriend's parents for the first time. When I went to shake her dad's hand, I broke his watch. FML
Today, I had my boyfriend come over for dinner for the first time. It was all going well until my dad started explaining to my boyfriend how to use toilet paper. He even demonstrated it. FML
Today, I went over to my girlfriend's parents house for dinner. This was the first time I was meeting them, so I bought a $70 bottle of red wine to try and impress them. I tried to be smooth while popping the cork. I did, but the bottle slipped and red wine poured onto their white carpet. FML
Today, my boyfriend accidentally broke my nose the day he was meeting my parents for the first time. FML
Today, I washed the dishes for my mom while she was out, as they seemed to be piling up. I accidentally sliced my hand with a knife in the process. After a trip to the hospital, it was revealed she'd been leaving those dishes there "to teach dad a lesson." FML
Today, while waiting for my boyfriend to get out of the shower, I chatted with his grandma. As soon as we hear him exit the restroom, she smirks at me and lets a huge, smelly fart out. She blamed it on me. My boyfriend believed her. FML
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Top comments
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Water you thinking? Just faucet, that was an epic fail on your part.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
OP is going to look like a broken faucet?
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Comments (78)
aribari373 5
HOW????
karen1991 15
....how do you even do that???
KiddNYC1O 22
Could've been worse... could've been grandma's cane you broke.
worldclassrager 41
I think she would have known it was on the verge of breaking unfortunately you broke it...hope you can fix it also...just hope there aren't any other odd jobs she has you do...
hateevryone 15
What were you doing to break the damn faucet? I know you didn't break it just by washing dishes.
PhishloverA 14
If she's cool she won't care because I backed my girlfriend's gram's car into this grill sticking out of the ground and she didn't care
AndersHolmvich 2
By being a badass
PandaSpots 10
Just tell her that your powers just came in. That's what I told my dad after I broke the faucet, and the computer desk drawer.
Leslier_fml 4
At least it was the faucet and not her dishes.
Anubis_81 21
Who are you? She-Hulk?