Today, I met my boyfriend's family for the first time. I was playing with his little sister by grabbing her arms and spinning her around. On one turn, she started screaming in pain. It turns out I dislocated both her shoulders. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I met my daughter's first serious boyfriend, only she forgot to mention he has hypermobility. All I did was shaking his hand normally, but it still dislocated three of his knuckles. My daughter made me call his mother to explain what I did. FML
Today, I finally got to see my boyfriend, after two months apart. As we hugged, he lifted me up and spun me around like in the movies. It would have been really romantic if I hadn't hit a little boy while he was riding past on his bike. I've just traumatized a little kid. FML
Today, I told my family how my wrist has been hurting for almost a week. My aunt’s chiropractor boyfriend then decided he could help by suddenly pulling my hand as hard as he could. Not only did my wrist pop and cause me more pain, but my shoulder got dislocated. FML
Today, my boyfriend accidentally broke my nose the day he was meeting my parents for the first time. FML
Today, I visited the hospital with my boyfriend to have an injury checked. When the doctor removed the band-aid, my boyfriend started screaming and passed out. I had to get him out of the room using a wheelchair. The "injury" is a cut on his finger. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's dad at a tennis game. I could tell he despised me from the start, but it only got worse when I played him. He smashed the ball at me and I went to hit it, but I missed and fell over, tearing my arm up on the gravel. He had a smirk on his face for the rest of the day. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's father for the first time, and from what I'd heard he's super strict and uptight. I go in for the firm handshake after introducing myself while looking him in the eyes and I accidentally grabbed his junk. FML
Today, I was meeting my girlfriend's parents for the first time. When I went to shake her dad's hand, I broke his watch. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I took a nap on my couch. She used my arm as a pillow, and everything was pretty peaceful, until she moved over and practically dislocated my shoulder. My screams of pain woke her, which was apparently an "asshole move" on my part. FML
Today, my first date consisted of him and me in the emergency room of the hospital after his little brother hit me in the face with a baseball bat. FML
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prttyyngthng 0
That's one HELL of a first impression.
mogan_fml 0
the shoulders are supposed to stay IN the sockets? oh, oh dear.
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Comments (163)
rgje 0
i think its common sense NOT to do that to kids.
Mydixienormous 0
Were you swinging her over your head, you behemoth?
bunkerking92 0
lmfao @58 but i swing my two year old brother all the time and that never happens to me:)
tkdNut 0
it's not that hard to dislocate a shoulder.....especially in kids as for being swung around like that? you had a deprived childhood if your parents never gave you the honor of enjoying that lol
Boob_fml 6
Haha you ever read Of Mice and Men, George?
piercingaddict 0
haha wow I didn't know that could actually happen my sister always tells me it can and not to do it to my nephew but I thought she was being over catious
Raven_fml 0
#10 And it's perfectly okay to throw puppies around? Logic fail.
22_fml 0
wow....that really sucks. but seriously how hard were you spinning her....i have spun kids around but never dislocated any of thier shoulders.
macfluffers 0
WTF!? You gotta be gentle!
dancin303 0
when i was like 7 i went over to my neighbors house to play witht their 5 year olds and twin 3 year olds. i used to spin the 3 year olds around untill my older sister explained the risks. i didnt see anything wrong with it because people did the same too me. its a comment thing to do just a nasty situation and awkward in your case and to people saying 'how hard did you spin her!?!?! ive done that but ive never dislocated any shoulders" different kids have different bodies. so can be easily dislocated and/or broken and others cant have a good day, dancin303 :)