Today, I told my family how my wrist has been hurting for almost a week. My aunt’s chiropractor boyfriend then decided he could help by suddenly pulling my hand as hard as he could. Not only did my wrist pop and cause me more pain, but my shoulder got dislocated. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I met my boyfriend's family for the first time. I was playing with his little sister by grabbing her arms and spinning her around. On one turn, she started screaming in pain. It turns out I dislocated both her shoulders. FML
Today, my shoulder was pulled out of its socket when I was helping a customer load a desk into his vehicle and he decided to answer his cell phone. FML
Today, I was getting up from sitting on the floor. I lent on the coffee table to help support my weight and heard a pop. I'd bruised the tendons in my wrist and now have to wear a wrist guard for 6 weeks. FML
Today, I dislocated my shoulder. My doctor failed to fix it, but did succeed in practically dislocating the other one. FML
Today, a doctor examined my wrist, which is completely swollen and painful. He diagnosed a case of tendonitis and asked me, "Do you use this hand for a particular sort of sport?" I just smiled like a twit. FML
Today, I pinched a nerve in my shoulder while pulling the bedcovers higher in the morning. After excruciating pain all day, I climbed back into bed at night, twisting my knee in the process. FML
Today, I went to my doctor to get my x-ray results. Turns out, I have a fractured spine and a chip of my spine has moved. Now I'm in a neck brace because my dad didn't think it was serious, and told me to "suck it up princess." FML
Today, I dislocated my shoulder doing a really big stretch when I woke up. After the doctor relocated it, my dad told me I still had to do my chores. No excuses. FML
Today, I visited the hospital with my boyfriend to have an injury checked. When the doctor removed the band-aid, my boyfriend started screaming and passed out. I had to get him out of the room using a wheelchair. The "injury" is a cut on his finger. FML
Today, after coming home from the hospital after I fractured my foot, I fell in the bathroom and dislocated my wrist. The ER doctor couldn't stop laughing. FML
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Top comments
namine120409 42
You should sue.
Janelle Slugoski 3
Chiropractors are licensed doctors whom go through a MINIMUM of 6 years of schooling with multiple board exams. They attain equivalent class hours as an MD in similar class types (minus pharmacology and plus spinal anatomy). Do some research my friend before stating your opinion as if it’s fact. Also, chiropractory isn’t a thing... the title is chiropractor, chiropractors, or doctor of chiropractic.
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namine120409 42
You should sue.
RichardPencil 32
They could, but since they're not real doctors, they don't have real malpractice insurance. Any settlement you'd get would probably be free "adjustments" for life, or whatever they're calling their bullshit these days.
TomeDr 25
I certainly hope he’s paying for the hospital and doctors bills!
mfranks19891989 10
Maybe you should ********** with your other Hand. Your aunt chiropractor boyfriend should pay the bill for your hospital visit. I’m not a chiropractor but I at least know not to pull on your wrist/arm.
weeping_willow 25
There’s a reason why you need multiple X-rays before a chiropractor even touches you. This is the reason