Today, I finally got to see my boyfriend, after two months apart. As we hugged, he lifted me up and spun me around like in the movies. It would have been really romantic if I hadn't hit a little boy while he was riding past on his bike. I've just traumatized a little kid. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I flew to see my long distance boyfriend who I haven't seen in 6 months. Upon seeing me, he ran up to me, picked me up and swung me around like they do in the movies. In doing so, my foot hit a 4 year-old child who was running past and knocked him out. FML
Like tears in rain
Today, while I was on a walk, I saw my boyfriend; since it was raining, I thought it would be romantic to run up to him and kiss him. I ended up breaking his arm because I knocked him over. FML
Major romcom vibes
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's family for the first time. I was playing with his little sister by grabbing her arms and spinning her around. On one turn, she started screaming in pain. It turns out I dislocated both her shoulders. FML
Romantic
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked me up and spun me around like they do in the movies, but not before grimacing, taking a deep breath, and muttering "one, two, three... and... uuuppp!" FML
Like in the movies
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
Today, I was in the airport after saying goodbye to my boyfriend who left for three months. Walking back to my car, I saw a young couple kissing passionately. If that wasn't bad enough, the guy then picked his girlfriend up, spun her round in the air and her foot kicked me square in the jaw. FML
Skittish
Today, I tried to surprise my boyfriend by jumping into his arms. He panicked, stepped aside, and I crashed into the couch. FML
Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend to our local park, and I playfully climbed into one of the baby swings. I planned on having him push me, not getting stuck and having to be cut free from the seat while he laughed. FML
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lonkite101 14
It'll be fine. Ask the boy if he's ok, and you'll be fine. It isn't the biggest problem.
Shadowvoid 33
At least you are happy? :/ apologize to the boy and enjoy your special someone.
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shelbyj 6
Damn!! That really sucks
Pelvispresley 8
That's why it's on FML...
ImaSnowman 2
Idiot...-____-^^
xleanne_aLly 23
Hahaha it was probably on purpose.
Drigr 9
I've watched similar happen.. Friend in a band had the hots for another friend of mine. Went to see them play right before she moved away and when she told him he spun her around in a hug and almost took out 4 fans sitting off to the side.
awsetdvcshjkgss 1
Yep it was obliviously on purpose idiot.
mystashisgone 6
I feel like this could go two ways. You aren't supposed to ride your bike on the sidewalk you are supposed to ride on the street with the same rules as cars. If op was in the street then their fault if they were on a sidewalk or off the road in any way then the kids fault.
Pretty_Pink_Lady 10
I don't think a little boy should be riding a bike in the street at all. The sidewalk is so much less dangerous
mystashisgone 6
Safer or not I was simply stating the rules of the road... If the boy didn't have a safe place to ride then he shouldn't have been there.
katieeamberr 2
42- are you retarded? LITTLE boy. If he's a little boy hes right to be on the sidewalk. OP should of been aware of surroundings, I mean it's not like the kid knew that they were gonna spin around. It wasn't the kid's fault, regardless of road rules.
maxmex13 7
Just so you guys know, the official rules for bikes is: you're considered a pedestrian if you're on the sidewalk and you're considered a motor vehicle if you're on the street. Meaning bicycles are allowed on both sidewalks and streets.
tymarie2012 31
60- We don't know how fast the kid was going on his bike. And the kid probably came out of nowhere.
xleanne_aLly 23
It PROBABLY was. When I was a little kid my cousin did that to me. Pretending to give me a big hug but used me as a baseball bat to kick some guy he didn't like. Soo OP's boyfriend might've seen some kid that knocked over his garbage can the night before or some shit, and a light bulb went off in his head.
AFloppyWetWhale 6
Just saying, you called them an idiot and you wrote obliviously, not obviously, lolol.
lonkite101 14
It'll be fine. Ask the boy if he's ok, and you'll be fine. It isn't the biggest problem.
blaackandprouud 20
Well said #3. It's not like its completely ruined. That's still a pretty romantic moment, the little boy shouldn't trump your happiness. Although I do feel for him. Poor boy.
__Robin__x 6
Yeah it was probably more embarrassing for the kid than for you
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
To be honest I would have laughed after I checked if he was ok. Of there were no serious injuries and when he left, I would have started laughing my ass off, as bad as that sounds. I mean cmon how funny is that- just picture it like a movie scene XD
Liamj774 36
And at least he was able to pick her up
Shadowvoid 33
At least you are happy? :/ apologize to the boy and enjoy your special someone.
Eiregal2 10
Oh dear! I would have loved to film that! YouTube and you've been framed for the money! Zing! Lol
THE_A_TEEN 28
Sure, let's add insult to injury to the poor kid.
NanillaVipples 2
I don't see why 5's getting thumbed down. A kid gets kicked in the head, that's funny. Just like the "GO! Bwahh" video, America's Funniest Home Video's, and just about every "fail" video out there. (Unless he was seriously hurt, then it's not funny)
hotPinklipstick 24
It could have been worse. You could have vomited on a little kid after being spun around. Just ask the kid if he is ok and continue swooning over your boyfriend.
Judahsh 8
Right. At least no one has cancer
Bluekaren16 19
You know these Hollywood scenes where people get picked up after being reunited doesn't seem to work out in real life.
rattusrattus 19
To be fair, that accounts for most of Hollywood's output. Heroes in films don't get shot by minions. No secret romantic gift of flowers is followed up by the recipient freaking out and calling the police about a stalker. And outside the realm of comedy, no passionate lovemaking session winds up with someone getting a cramp in their knee. It generally helps to have multiple takes, something real life lacks.
Bluekaren16 19
Well we can always learn from our mistakes, right?
olpally 33
Doesn't matter, still romantic! Haha, I hope the kid is alright.
lonkite101 14
8- at first I thought you were gonna say "doesn't matter, had sex".
olpally 33
Fooled ya! Haha :D
SqueakyChipmunk 22
This FML reminds me of 'The Chipmunk Adventure' when Alvin swings Brittany around and accidentally knocks the bejeezus out of two jewel thieves. God. I feel so old. Does anybody even remember what the chipettes looked like before they were mutilated by the makers of the Squeakual? GOD, IM SO ******* OLD RIGHT NOW.
Pretty_Pink_Lady 10
You're 17. Calm down, child.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
BUT I FEEL SO ******* OLD! *bawls*
DedaGrotesque187 0
I'd give anything to be 17 again.
emilybailey 8
No big deal!
Dixbfloppin 11
It's kind of a big deal, just so you know.
emilybailey 8
Kids are way too fragile now a days.
Enslaved 38
Aweee that's actually very sweet. Too bad your moment was ruined.