Today, I was working as a manager of the local movie theater. A six year-old came in with no parents or anyone else. When I asked him where his parents were, he looked at me and said, "Shut up white boy, I don't have to listen to your shit." I just got told by a six year-old. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I babysat a 6-year-old boy for the first time. When I said it was his bedtime, he just screamed "Eat a dick!" at me. I was so shocked, all I could do was leave him be. When his parents returned, I had to make up an excuse for why he was still awake and watching TV, to save my pride. FML
Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my husband and our 6-year-old son. My husband kept stealing popcorn from the guy next to him, to the point where the guy punched him in the face. The movie was stopped, the police were called, and my son is now inconsolable. FML
Today, I learned that when a man in the row in front of you at a movie theater tells you to shut up, you shouldn't tell him to fuck off. He might be 6'4 with a short temper. FML
Today, as I was bagging groceries, I looked down to see a 6-year-old urinating on my shoes and the floor next to me. I told his mother that he should take her kid to the restroom, only to be told to "mind my own goddamn business." I was later fired for arguing with the customer. FML
Today, I helped a 6 year-old boy who was left alone at a store to get back home. The kid's parents were grateful, but my mother cussed me out and called me stupid for helping the kid. No good dead goes unpunished. FML
Today, I picked up my four year old son from daycare. As I was putting him in his car seat, I asked him if he had fun. He yelled, "Shut it, bitch!" FML
Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML
Today, a student told me to fuck off. I work with 3 year-olds. FML
Today, I was at work at a local hot dog chain. A child (about 10, who I've seen there before) came in to order food for his Dad. He orders very excitedly, and I told him he'd be a great worker here when he gets older. He said "oh no, my Dad says I'm too smart to work in a place like this." FML
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Top comments
alex_vik 1
Ah, the youth of today. Yep, we're screwed.
DisturbedDriver 0
Ouch... Kids these days and the stuff they say.
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Comments (177)
telepathetic 0
fake, this guy probably saw the little black kid yelling at the asian cashier and thought of an fml because he has nothing better to do
sexybeastsexybea 0
kids say the darndest things
rodgersfan 6
Could have been an angry midget?
DisturbedDriver 0
Ouch... Kids these days and the stuff they say.
Straka 0
that kid needs a whipping, no jk jk but DAMN that kids been raised wrong
soccerfreak878 0
learn how to spell "theater"
jayseangirl 0
L.,,,.M.....F......A....O!
wooters 1
I'd like to say alot of kids have been raised this way but not all of them atleast /:
lexielovesyou 0
haha , w o a h[x i would slap the taste outa his mouth! xD
Nixot 0
171, learn how to spell "theatre".
Nixot 0
171, learn how to spell "theatre".
DaemonDoC 0
kick his fking arse!
JamesM9794 0
****** racist nigga
alex_vik 1
Ah, the youth of today. Yep, we're screwed.
frosting1012 0
haha… very funny ( sarcasm) I'ma come through this screen and shove a strainting iron up ur ass bitch
safirestar09 0
...Why? All he did was, kinda, make a little sarcastic joke. No need to blow a gasket.
xleanne_aLly 23
174, ahaha idiot you just proved his point and made the rest of us look bad.
Endymion_fml 0
#4's suggestion is an excellent one.
deliciouskaek 1
I'm not sure why, but I lol'd. Then I felt bad. ):
sleepingprincess 0
haha thats funny. but why did he have to bring your skin color into it? lol RACIST!
FatElie 0
******* crackers. O wait...
Ikasu 0
Kick him out/kick his ass/call the cops.
Amkii 0
Ahh, racist parents and the way they raise their children... just adorable. Seriously, you should have smacked him and told him to watch his mouth and his back. ;)
Starcatch77 20
Commenting on his race didn't really make the little boy or his parents racist...He just made a true statement, saying the OP is white when he is isn't offensive, it only would be if he said something *about* him being white.
Starcatch77 20
Commenting on his race didn't really make the little boy or his parents racist...He just made a true statement, saying the OP is white when he is isn't offensive, it only would be if he said something *about* him being white.
BlackCloudedSldr 5
But of course if a white man says stfu black boy... All hell breaks loose. Oh but it wasn't racist. I was just stating a fact.
TheKitchenSink 0
I didn't get the vibe that the kid was black, just stupid. Also the last line in this FML rhymed.