Today, I met my boyfriend's family for the first time. I was playing with his little sister by grabbing her arms and spinning her around. On one turn, she started screaming in pain. It turns out I dislocated both her shoulders. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I met my daughter's first serious boyfriend, only she forgot to mention he has hypermobility. All I did was shaking his hand normally, but it still dislocated three of his knuckles. My daughter made me call his mother to explain what I did. FML
Today, I finally got to see my boyfriend, after two months apart. As we hugged, he lifted me up and spun me around like in the movies. It would have been really romantic if I hadn't hit a little boy while he was riding past on his bike. I've just traumatized a little kid. FML
Today, I told my family how my wrist has been hurting for almost a week. My aunt’s chiropractor boyfriend then decided he could help by suddenly pulling my hand as hard as he could. Not only did my wrist pop and cause me more pain, but my shoulder got dislocated. FML
Today, my boyfriend accidentally broke my nose the day he was meeting my parents for the first time. FML
Today, I visited the hospital with my boyfriend to have an injury checked. When the doctor removed the band-aid, my boyfriend started screaming and passed out. I had to get him out of the room using a wheelchair. The "injury" is a cut on his finger. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's dad at a tennis game. I could tell he despised me from the start, but it only got worse when I played him. He smashed the ball at me and I went to hit it, but I missed and fell over, tearing my arm up on the gravel. He had a smirk on his face for the rest of the day. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's father for the first time, and from what I'd heard he's super strict and uptight. I go in for the firm handshake after introducing myself while looking him in the eyes and I accidentally grabbed his junk. FML
Today, I was meeting my girlfriend's parents for the first time. When I went to shake her dad's hand, I broke his watch. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I took a nap on my couch. She used my arm as a pillow, and everything was pretty peaceful, until she moved over and practically dislocated my shoulder. My screams of pain woke her, which was apparently an "asshole move" on my part. FML
Today, my first date consisted of him and me in the emergency room of the hospital after his little brother hit me in the face with a baseball bat. FML
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prttyyngthng 0
That's one HELL of a first impression.
mogan_fml 0
the shoulders are supposed to stay IN the sockets? oh, oh dear.
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pinkdaisy 0
that happened to me when i was little. my mom was swinging me by a foot and an arm and my shoulder got dislocated. my father called the doctors to find out how to get it back in.....he missed the first time he tried.....that part hurt the most.
ilikepie383 0
My dad did that to me once. But it was only one shoulder. It happens so easily.
meddude 0
to those who are freaking out about how hard the OP was spinning her: it is actually very easy to dislocate a child's arm as the bones have not fully grown into themselves yet (for example, this explains why infant heads are much larger proportionate to the body than an adult head is). don't get the impression that the OP was being exceptionally rough, as she probably wasn't.
PTERONOPHOBIA 0
my dad always did that to me as a kid, and it was AWESOME. luckily my arm never got dislocated, but I neeever do that to kids because i'm afraid of that happening
Jaymay14 0
OMG! haha thats brilliant. lmao omg poor u that must b awkward
lilymoose 0
I did this to my niece once and i was just pulling her arms to help her onto the bed...it's pretty darn easy to pull a child's arm out of socket... It stinks that that'll be their first impression of you though
Francis_fml 0
Today, my brother's girlfriend was spinning me around and around, holding me by my wrists. All of a sudden, I felt a sharp pain in my shoulders. She dislocated BOTH my shoulders. FML.
zachary918 0
Hahaha, aw, don't feel too bad, this is really common. It used to happen to me all the time as a kid, and it never deterred me from wanting people to spin me. It happened so much the paramedics just taught my mom how to relocate them herself.
spamme 0
I hope you cant have kids :X
zzz_fml 0
why would you do that! it's common sense..