Today, I received a new debit card, so I cut the old one into pieces. I then picked up my remaining card, and realized I'd cut up the wrong one. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I received my replacement debit card in the mail after losing my previous one. I've already lost my new one. FML
Today, I finally picked up my new bank card after my old one was stolen. It took the bank six weeks and five separate orders to figure it out, on top of which they've charged me a rush fee. FML
Today, I realized while paying bills on my phone I fat-fingered which credit card I was paying and sent 299 to a paid-off card instead of 200 to another one. Now I'm going to have overdraft fees too. FML
Today, I canceled my ATM card, because it had been lost. Then I found it. Then I found out I can't reactivate it, because I asked for a replacement card. I'm from CA, and I'm in Mexico with only 20 bucks. FML
Today, I hid my credit card from myself so I wouldn't use it. Now I can't find it. FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML
Today, I went to have a drink with my friend. On the way I withdrew 20 bucks and when I arrived at the bar I realised I had taken my credit card but not the banknote. FML
Today, I went to an ATM to see how much money I had in my account. I put the card in. It never gave it back. FML
Today, I was paying for groceries when the cashier asked if I wanted cash back. I said yes and handed over my card. She stared at me and said, “You're using a library card.” I'd pulled the wrong card out of my wallet. FML
Today, as I turned to face the cashier at the supermarket, I managed to knock over an entire display of gift cards with my backpack. FML
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Top comments
Jimboom 12
You are too stupid to have a bank account or even money. Please call your bank explaining this and get them to transfer any funds you have left to my account. :-P
tygerarmy 35
you deserve it. pay attention, but unless you have cash you may not be able to afford it now.
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Comments (126)
fuck_this_shit_5 0
wow lol ********... and im glad i stole first so no ******** says 1st lol
noscope_ftw 0
fail
fuck_this_shit_5 0
i was one secound late... lol but look at all the other dickheads under us
kewlkreator 0
YDI so hard man.
Averizzle 0
^^^ Is an asshole..
claras100 5
what a moron
selenagirl_fml 0
where is #1? :O
purpleamandapand 6
I was wondering that too. OP: why don't you just get a new one? I lost mine and they gave me a new one right after for free?
selenagirl_fml 0
yeah, with another one next to your one lol
Chrisskiies 0
They were modded for just saying first, there was like 6 of them.
selenagirl_fml 0
oh... wow... lol :) :) :) :) :)
skroal 7
What OP is trying to say is that he/she cut up his/her debit card. DAMN.
Flinlock 0
@35 - OP will probably just cut up the new one as soon as it arrives xD And OP... seriously? If they sent you a new card then the old one should be canceled, so its not a big deal if its cut up in the trash or not...
cheeseonmyburrit 0
well you could still use the numbers for online shopping.
Sportsfan86 3
Your lack of win disturbs me.
Brittneyyyy 7
#70 I don't think you can use debit cards for online shopping, usually it's credit only. And I really don't see the FML here, if you go to the bank they'll give you a temporary card to use right away until your new one arrives.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
89: If it's a Visa/MC debit card, you can.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Grr, bumped send. ò.ó Also to 89: My bank doesn't give temp cards either; in fact, none of the banks in the 5 states I've lived in have.
tass919 12
yeahh 89 like everyone else said you can use a Visa/MC debit online... to the OP, go to your bank and they'll give you a new one, most banks usually for free, since it is just a credit card. i think you're just an attention ***** for posting this. like, this really isn't a big deal. i once thought i lost my debit card while i was in italy one night and started freaking out. that's more of a big deal than this is
Brittneyyyy 7
Really? I thought giving out temporary debit cards was something all banks did. What do I know, then! My post was full of fail haha
bornareject94 5
You can use debit cards for online shopping. It's what I do.
TeeHee124 0
I would agree with #11/#1, but his picture Is gay.
ShatteredDreams8 0
op is from the Uk, stuff is differen't here
PwningLamp1 0
FIRST
xxnike1134xx 0
haha that sucksss ydi
klumzy0123456789 6
stupid!!!
Skelanimal15 0
i agree, y would u b that unaware of which card u were cutting? and y even cut up the old one? something could happen and u may need it.
sublimefan 0
HAHAHA. that's hilarious.
tygerarmy 35
you deserve it. pay attention, but unless you have cash you may not be able to afford it now.
lizzilla8297 2
lol!
foseberry3 0
1st
mexican613 3
1st
aznbyblood 0
that sucks, ever thought of checking to before u started cutting?
DaveTheBrave20 0
DUMBASS!!!
sarahoxox 1
shitty buzz.