Today, I met my boyfriend's best friend. She was a girl he's known for years, and I respected that. She was sweet, until my boyfriend went to the bathroom and she threatened to stab me if I don't leave him. He doesn't believe me, and accused me of having serious jealousy issues. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I met my best friend's girlfriend for the first time. After a few hours of talking and eating, she followed me to the bathroom and said, dead serious, ''If you ever touch him or get too close to him, I will cut you''. I've known him for twelve years, they have been dating for a month. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me out to meet his friends. It was going really well until I left to use the bathroom and two of the girls with us came in and started talking about how creepy Matt's new girlfriend is and that they're happy he's going to dump her. My boyfriend is Matt. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML
Today, my best friend is mad at me for "letting my paranoia ruin her relationship." I've been telling her for months now that I don't trust her boyfriend's female best friend, but she never listened to me. Guess who I caught in bed together a few hours ago while my best friend was at work? FML
Today, I found out my best friend's girlfriend is cheating on him with his own brother. I went over to his place and told him everything while his girlfriend was in the same room. He called me a jealous liar who wanted to break them up, and kicked me out while she looked on, smirking. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was crushing on his best friend. When I found out, I asked him about it. He replied, "Don't worry, she's perfect and is way too good for me." FML
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that the girl he really likes sees me as a threat. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument. Naturally, I drove over to my best friend's house for comfort. My boyfriend saw me driving past his house and promptly broke up with me for being "a psycho stalker." She lives across the street from him. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's adoptive family. There was his mom and several brothers, one of whom tried to hit on me. They tried to convince my boyfriend to break up with me, and his mom told me I'll probably get knocked up by the brother who hit on me. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
tehman117 21
Dont leave him. Abd if you're found stabbed then he'll know the truth.
PokeyPorcupine 18
You need to record that psycho, then show him the proof.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (99)
mistress_paz 30
If he immediately dismisses your concerns and accuses you of jealousy then he doesn't sound like a great boyfriend.
MooseKnuckle5150 13
I wonder how long she's been in the friendzone
liza1922 7
If you can see yourself marrying him then get proof and show it to him. if you can't imagine spending the rest of your life with him, then save yourself the trouble of dealing with his psycho friend and end things with him
RebeccaRFT 18
Don't give in to the threat.
supermoory 19
Agreed
Cupcake040 17
You have two options....... If youve been together for only a little bit i would stand my ground. She may be crazy but you gotta out crazy her. If youve been together for a while i would question the relationship since he didnt take your concern to light and was so dismissive about what happened.
erudite81 0
Not to be that person, but most of the advice on here won't work in this situation. Even with documented proof, he will turn a blind eye out of loyalty or what have you. For your sanity, walk out. Trust me, I've been there. It's *not* worth your time or your heart.
Joshawott 21
Maybe said friend should have just grown a pair of ******* and asked him out before he entered into a relationship with you, hmm?
Queenie2014 11
Huge red flag! Run for the hills girl because it will only get worse from there
awkwardeer 26
Sounds like a scene straight from Investigation Discovery. The poor girlfriend always seem to end up dead. ...RUNNNNNN
awkwardeer 26
^ thats my failed attempt at humor. = FML, seriously