Today, I met my boyfriend's best friend. She was a girl he's known for years, and I respected that. She was sweet, until my boyfriend went to the bathroom and she threatened to stab me if I don't leave him. He doesn't believe me, and accused me of having serious jealousy issues. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I met my best friend's girlfriend for the first time. After a few hours of talking and eating, she followed me to the bathroom and said, dead serious, ''If you ever touch him or get too close to him, I will cut you''. I've known him for twelve years, they have been dating for a month. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me out to meet his friends. It was going really well until I left to use the bathroom and two of the girls with us came in and started talking about how creepy Matt's new girlfriend is and that they're happy he's going to dump her. My boyfriend is Matt. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML
Today, my best friend is mad at me for "letting my paranoia ruin her relationship." I've been telling her for months now that I don't trust her boyfriend's female best friend, but she never listened to me. Guess who I caught in bed together a few hours ago while my best friend was at work? FML
Today, I found out my best friend's girlfriend is cheating on him with his own brother. I went over to his place and told him everything while his girlfriend was in the same room. He called me a jealous liar who wanted to break them up, and kicked me out while she looked on, smirking. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was crushing on his best friend. When I found out, I asked him about it. He replied, "Don't worry, she's perfect and is way too good for me." FML
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that the girl he really likes sees me as a threat. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument. Naturally, I drove over to my best friend's house for comfort. My boyfriend saw me driving past his house and promptly broke up with me for being "a psycho stalker." She lives across the street from him. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's adoptive family. There was his mom and several brothers, one of whom tried to hit on me. They tried to convince my boyfriend to break up with me, and his mom told me I'll probably get knocked up by the brother who hit on me. FML
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tehman117 21
Dont leave him. Abd if you're found stabbed then he'll know the truth.
PokeyPorcupine 18
You need to record that psycho, then show him the proof.
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CrashingSaturn 2
Did you destroy his dissertation?
Sharku 4
Personal experience here, if he's a new boyfriend dump him. No one ever wins in the rumor mill game, and if this is what she's like at a first meeting where you're suppose to be your best self, she's only going to get worse. The best thing you can do is distance yourself from it. If he's a long time boyfriend, dump him. He obviously doesn't have your back and if he doesn't trust you what good is your relationship in the first place. Good men are not hard to find. Get a different one.
ShenaniganNinja 20
Man. This has probably been going on longer than OP realizes, and this guy will probably remain perpetually single since that girl will likely threaten anyone who dates him.
bullen 6
Seems like she's the jealous one.
diskidpete 5
This time a girl is in the friend zone.
Callmeseansaur 9
Sit down with him and explain what happened rationally and calmly. I'm not sure how you approached it in the first place, but if you just started throwing accusations out it probably didn't sound that credible. If my bf told me that one of my best friends who I love and trust threatened to stab him, I probably wouldn't believe him at first either. You just need to let him know that you're totally serious. If you have to go as far as confronting the friend and recording the conversation then do it. No one should be able to make you feel uncomfortable in your own relationship.
RayvenWhite 12
Record her then show him or put on your big girl panties and show that bitch what's up.
orsombre_fml 11
Get a recorder for next time...
aishanp 8
Definitely sit down and talk to both of them after you get her threat recorded. Nobody should have to deal with that nonsense.
amber3120 15
This happend to me except she never said stuff like tht to me she literally took everything i said and turned it around on me and cried and said i harassed her and his family beleived it . Every time . So youre not alone , literally just ignore her .
juliaafaulkner 15
People's true colours always come out just leave it and he will see eventually !