Today, I met my boyfriend's best friend. She was a girl he's known for years, and I respected that. She was sweet, until my boyfriend went to the bathroom and she threatened to stab me if I don't leave him. He doesn't believe me, and accused me of having serious jealousy issues. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I met my best friend's girlfriend for the first time. After a few hours of talking and eating, she followed me to the bathroom and said, dead serious, ''If you ever touch him or get too close to him, I will cut you''. I've known him for twelve years, they have been dating for a month. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me out to meet his friends. It was going really well until I left to use the bathroom and two of the girls with us came in and started talking about how creepy Matt's new girlfriend is and that they're happy he's going to dump her. My boyfriend is Matt. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML
Today, my best friend is mad at me for "letting my paranoia ruin her relationship." I've been telling her for months now that I don't trust her boyfriend's female best friend, but she never listened to me. Guess who I caught in bed together a few hours ago while my best friend was at work? FML
Today, I found out my best friend's girlfriend is cheating on him with his own brother. I went over to his place and told him everything while his girlfriend was in the same room. He called me a jealous liar who wanted to break them up, and kicked me out while she looked on, smirking. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was crushing on his best friend. When I found out, I asked him about it. He replied, "Don't worry, she's perfect and is way too good for me." FML
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that the girl he really likes sees me as a threat. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument. Naturally, I drove over to my best friend's house for comfort. My boyfriend saw me driving past his house and promptly broke up with me for being "a psycho stalker." She lives across the street from him. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's adoptive family. There was his mom and several brothers, one of whom tried to hit on me. They tried to convince my boyfriend to break up with me, and his mom told me I'll probably get knocked up by the brother who hit on me. FML
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tehman117 21
Dont leave him. Abd if you're found stabbed then he'll know the truth.
PokeyPorcupine 18
You need to record that psycho, then show him the proof.
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COCOPUFF666 2
Stab her first
snickerpuss 9
You should get in touch with his ex girlfriends (if he got any) as they probably got threatened too. They might agree to be on your side and talk to him, hopefully opening his eyes on his "best friend"
LoveNnyl 23
Manipulative bitch. That's horrible. She's probably feeding your boyfriend lies. It will be best to do something about it soon. Untouched, it will get worse. She'll only push you around more if you let her. He'll find out eventually. I'm sorry. :-(
Emyyy_fml 6
The next time your around here press record on your phone and put it in your pocket
EffyFails 18
don't get close to her as in never talk to her unless he's there if she tries to make up shit it'll be less believable if she'd have no reason to know anything about you
laughingjack 0
Don't bring it up any more to him. Have your phone recording while pretending to browse fakebook or something. Don't over/underact your fake browsing. Act like you normally would. Only do this when youre just hanging out doing nothing. Friendzone will say something if he leaves the room. Boom.proof
GunSlinger69 19
OP, i'd say kill the bitch, but you may be against murder. Anyways, I would say talk to her and use a voice recorder on your phone or something and play it to him. Or film her while you're talking to her so he knows its authentic. This will be the best for you and him. If she's that crazy, who knows what she could do to him!
Matteo_xxi 14
Welcome to Australia. :|
sammieshortcake 15
Pretty sure I wouldn't wanna be with him. He doesn't trust you, and his BFF is certifiable!
mrockhill 11
Give him the choice of you are her , he should believe you no matter what , that's what love is about