Today, I met my boyfriend's best friend. She was a girl he's known for years, and I respected that. She was sweet, until my boyfriend went to the bathroom and she threatened to stab me if I don't leave him. He doesn't believe me, and accused me of having serious jealousy issues. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I met my best friend's girlfriend for the first time. After a few hours of talking and eating, she followed me to the bathroom and said, dead serious, ''If you ever touch him or get too close to him, I will cut you''. I've known him for twelve years, they have been dating for a month. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me out to meet his friends. It was going really well until I left to use the bathroom and two of the girls with us came in and started talking about how creepy Matt's new girlfriend is and that they're happy he's going to dump her. My boyfriend is Matt. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML
Today, my best friend is mad at me for "letting my paranoia ruin her relationship." I've been telling her for months now that I don't trust her boyfriend's female best friend, but she never listened to me. Guess who I caught in bed together a few hours ago while my best friend was at work? FML
Today, I found out my best friend's girlfriend is cheating on him with his own brother. I went over to his place and told him everything while his girlfriend was in the same room. He called me a jealous liar who wanted to break them up, and kicked me out while she looked on, smirking. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was crushing on his best friend. When I found out, I asked him about it. He replied, "Don't worry, she's perfect and is way too good for me." FML
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that the girl he really likes sees me as a threat. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument. Naturally, I drove over to my best friend's house for comfort. My boyfriend saw me driving past his house and promptly broke up with me for being "a psycho stalker." She lives across the street from him. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's adoptive family. There was his mom and several brothers, one of whom tried to hit on me. They tried to convince my boyfriend to break up with me, and his mom told me I'll probably get knocked up by the brother who hit on me. FML
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tehman117 21
Dont leave him. Abd if you're found stabbed then he'll know the truth.
PokeyPorcupine 18
You need to record that psycho, then show him the proof.
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GamerPerson 19
Record her making threats to you. If she's doing this now, she'll do it again in the future.
matii109 9
Crazy! record her one day!
BoCamille94 2
You need to get the crazy heifer on tape saying this crap!!! That'll show her!
Smorg_z16 5
I think we dated the same guy OP! He would get texts from this girl saying she loved him and wished he was that happy with her.... Luckily I never met her or I think that would have happened! I dumped his butt and they ended up dating.. Funniest part is, he dumped her because she was so jealous and constantly checking his phone, emails, letters everything she could to see if he was talking to me or other girls!
AerBear115 15
Next time you guys hang out just take your phone out like your taking selfie or something but turn on the voice recorder!
Sheepalicious 20
Darling, you need to be careful. If you choose to stay with him and/get proof that could put you in danger. Remember to think of number one, meaning you. Stay safe!
jacobmc123 18
Two words: Video Camera
EyRaB 17
Wire tapping or voice recording from your phone will work. just tell her you won't leave him and see what she says. proof!
ShenaniganNinja 20
See some people claim that being friend zoned is just something douche bags whine about when they're not good enough to get the girl, and for the most part they're right. But every so often you encounter the girl who likes to keep a guy on the side just because they know the guy likes them and they could have him whenever they wanted. However, the moment another girl is on the scene, the girl becomes possessive of him and will actually sabotage his relationships so she can keep him on the side. I've had it happen to me. A girl who I thought was a good friend of mine would tell the most awful lies about me to every girl I met. I must ask OP. Had your BF been single a long time before dating you? If so, you know the reason why. Also. FYL.
CaliCassanova 14
Don't do anything that would make you seem super paranoid you just have to be honest and calm and say your not trying to ruin his friendship you just don't know what to do and ask him what he wants you to do to prove it to him