Today, I met my boyfriend's best friend. She was a girl he's known for years, and I respected that. She was sweet, until my boyfriend went to the bathroom and she threatened to stab me if I don't leave him. He doesn't believe me, and accused me of having serious jealousy issues. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I met my best friend's girlfriend for the first time. After a few hours of talking and eating, she followed me to the bathroom and said, dead serious, ''If you ever touch him or get too close to him, I will cut you''. I've known him for twelve years, they have been dating for a month. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me out to meet his friends. It was going really well until I left to use the bathroom and two of the girls with us came in and started talking about how creepy Matt's new girlfriend is and that they're happy he's going to dump her. My boyfriend is Matt. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML
Today, my best friend is mad at me for "letting my paranoia ruin her relationship." I've been telling her for months now that I don't trust her boyfriend's female best friend, but she never listened to me. Guess who I caught in bed together a few hours ago while my best friend was at work? FML
Today, I found out my best friend's girlfriend is cheating on him with his own brother. I went over to his place and told him everything while his girlfriend was in the same room. He called me a jealous liar who wanted to break them up, and kicked me out while she looked on, smirking. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was crushing on his best friend. When I found out, I asked him about it. He replied, "Don't worry, she's perfect and is way too good for me." FML
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that the girl he really likes sees me as a threat. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument. Naturally, I drove over to my best friend's house for comfort. My boyfriend saw me driving past his house and promptly broke up with me for being "a psycho stalker." She lives across the street from him. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's adoptive family. There was his mom and several brothers, one of whom tried to hit on me. They tried to convince my boyfriend to break up with me, and his mom told me I'll probably get knocked up by the brother who hit on me. FML
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tehman117 21
Dont leave him. Abd if you're found stabbed then he'll know the truth.
PokeyPorcupine 18
You need to record that psycho, then show him the proof.
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Comments (99)
sullivankeara 25
Gotta love the girl best friends
lmbachman 23
Just get out. Get out now. It's nothing but trouble down the road. I'm sure she's done this before, and if he doesn't see the pattern, then it's his own blindness. You are way better off.
LoveNnyl 23
That is a good idea, but if I were her, I probably wouldn't want to give her the satisfaction of doing so..
a1_z9 10
Well that's mature of her. If they're that great friends it'll come to the surface that she dislikes him being in a relationship eventually. Then it'll be his problem to sort! I hope you don't get too dragged into her mind-games in the meantime.
vikky538 29
you can tell your bf that she is hitting on you..then its your bf turn to be jealous...
ForeverJasmine 26
You might wanna stay away from that sick person. She must be sick in her head or something to threaten to stab you?
BYe4Free 6
You should talk to her again and record it on your phone.
silvercharmer25 7
I had something similar happen... eventually she'll slip up and you get to say "I told you so" to your boyfriend :)
PinkasaurusRex 25
Hopefully it's just an empty threat. You should also continue to be nice to her, it'll screw with her head. Hopefully everything works out!
Ramanella 26
If someone said that to me I would be like "Well look who fell off the crazy train headed to the asylum. You should hurry back before they start to miss you."
Sparx1_1 16
Trying to record this girl making threats is game playing and could be dangerous if she really is a psycho. Even if you record this girl, she could just say she found out some horrible things about you and was doing it to protect him. Trying to record her won't work and will just make you look like a psycho who has serious trust issues. Unfortunately "bros before hoes" still applies, even if the best friend is a girl. All you can do is tell him what happened, then dump him and hope that the next girl his "best friend" threatens does the same - and the next - and the next - until he wakes up and realized that his best friend is in love with him and driving all the competition away with horrible threats.