Today, my boyfriend took me out to meet his friends. It was going really well until I left to use the bathroom and two of the girls with us came in and started talking about how creepy Matt's new girlfriend is and that they're happy he's going to dump her. My boyfriend is Matt. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went with my girlfriend to her ex-boyfriend's house party. She got incredibly drunk and I spent the whole night looking after her when she was throwing up. In the brief moment before she passed out she said "thanks Matt, you're a great boyfriend." Matt is her ex. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's best friend. She was a girl he's known for years, and I respected that. She was sweet, until my boyfriend went to the bathroom and she threatened to stab me if I don't leave him. He doesn't believe me, and accused me of having serious jealousy issues. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Today, I was at dinner with my boyfriend. About 30 minutes into dinner and I see my exes come in, one by one. In the end, they were all sitting at the same table. My boyfriend got up and went to the bathroom. He came back and sat down with them. Apparently my boyfriend went through my phone and called all of them. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. After hundreds of passive-aggressive comments, my boyfriend and I went into the kitchen. I started complaining to him about how his parents were horrible and mean. Little did I know, his parents had followed us in and were right behind me. FML
Today, 48 hours after my boyfriend introduced me to his friend group so I could make new friends and I'd joined their group chat, two long-term couples have broken up and left without any explanation. FML
Today, I went on a date with the girl of my dreams. Her boyfriend, who she said she'd broken up with, was at the same restaurant with another girl. She screamed at him for ten minutes, then they started making out, and left together. The girl he was with looked at me and said "Eww", then went to hit on another guy. FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
Today, my parents met my boyfriend for the first time. They spent the entire meal trying to convince him to dump me, all while I was sitting right next to him. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents. Later on, his mom pulls me aside and tells me to back off, saying he will never marry someone like me and he should be with a nice girl like his ex. They broke up after he found her in his bed with his roomate. FML
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fmlfmlfml15 0
well now you know he's going to dump you....beat him to it. unless those two girls knew you were in the bathroom and just wanted you two to break up
aquaria 0
They knew you were in there. They were probably just trying to make you think he's going to dump you. Unless I'm completely wrong and he does.
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Comments (88)
lizwriteslove 0
Wow that sucks
Lolbrittany 0
YDI for being creepy :U
LatinoHeat 0
YDI for not having a boyfriend who listens to Clay Aiken.
OtakuX 0
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Shouldn'ta been so creepy
fckinbowdown 0
that's weird cause they probably knew you were in there maybe they were just joking around to freak you out
fmlfmlfml15 0
well now you know he's going to dump you....beat him to it. unless those two girls knew you were in the bathroom and just wanted you two to break up
Bucinka 5
One thing women and girls routinely do which imho is really dumb is gossip in public restrooms. You never know who's in the stall listening. Yet they do it anyway.
sunlovinmama 1
exactly my thoughts. those vindictive little bitches knew u were in there. I would talk to Matt and tell him what they said. if it's true you can stop wasting your time on him and if it's not he needs to know his so called friends are bitches!
vickiejiang1990 0
good point. and don't break up with him out of angry. that might be exactly what the bitches want. don't give it to them so easily!!
nollid7 5
Sucks to be you, try not to be so creepy next time.
aquaria 0
They knew you were in there. They were probably just trying to make you think he's going to dump you. Unless I'm completely wrong and he does.
toink 0
Maybe they were talking about another Matt, or about another Matt's girlfriend.
CDS09 0
this seems like s prank on the girls' part...why would you take someone you intend to break up with to meet your parents?
Sun_Kissed18 25
She was meeting his friends, not parents.
CyclonePsycho 1
They could be talking about Matt's other girlfriend.
mhmmhmgood 0
hahah #40
JCK621 0
well, that might've been a prank, no? assuming you were out together, they'd know you went to the bathroom, so their convo in there might've been just to spite you, if they like your boyfriend better than you? while it may be true your boyfriend might be dumping you, don't just take their word for it and create problems that might've not exist in the beginning. i hope everything goes well!
Shadow_Phantom 26
How shallow. I bet someone would think my BF would dump me because I'm "creepy." He likes me the way I am though. FYL
paperfox_fml 0
You're a 12 year old goth who thinks she's a unique individual, aren't you?
CryingHowls 0
1. Don't jump to conclusions 2. Goth doesn't mean creepy There are tons of creeps girls out there who aren't gothic. 3. Learn some respect for otheres who aren't a photocopy of u and ur ideals. to the OP - i laugh at how so much gossip happens in girl's bathrooms xD but yea, that doe suck. wonder how it turned out
yuggi1 11
15: 12? Try 20. Mm hmm!
ChibiGirl5 0
#6 you have the same birthday as me lol but a year younger
anuskina 0
why would he take u out to meet his friends if he wanted to dump u?
plutosaplanet 0
thats exactly what i was thinking. people dont usually bring someone to meet their friends just so when they break up they say see? wasnt she creepy? also when i was younger i ran into my boyfriends friends and they said he was gonna dump me so my friend and i went to her house, called him and dumped him... he was never gonna dump me and was so confused. so take what they say with a grain of salt
jonnymohio 2
Those girls knew you were there. Keep that in mind.
wienerwagon 0
How can you possibly assume that? The only reasonable advice to take is to just address your boyfriend about it and see what he says.
Kervik 0
People get dumped all the time - so what?
caancoha 0
If they thought you were creepy already, and you knew he was going to dump you, you should have turned it up a notch. Be as creepy as possible and then break up with him in a superbly humiliating way.