Stay in your lane
Today, I found out my boyfriend was crushing on his best friend. When I found out, I asked him about it. He replied, "Don't worry, she's perfect and is way too good for me." FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was crushing on his best friend. When I found out, I asked him about it. He replied, "Don't worry, she's perfect and is way too good for me." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend. He confessed that he was too. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about our past relationships. He told me that he broke up with his last girlfriend because she was smart and he suited someone who was quite stupid. He then went on to say that I was perfect for him. FML
Today, I found out that the girl my boyfriend says is "just a good old friend" is actually an "ex that got away." FML
Today, a guy who I was low-key crushing on asked me out. I excitedly told my best friend, as I do when I have big news. She informed me that the same guy asked her out 15 minutes ago. He'd originally been into her and only came to me because she rejected him. FML
Today, I found out why my boyfriend gets so upset when I make jokes about him and his best guy friend being lovers. It's because they are. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up me with for being the "perfect boyfriend". Apparently I'm the best boyfriend she's ever had, and she didn't know how to take it. So she dumped me. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's best friend. She was a girl he's known for years, and I respected that. She was sweet, until my boyfriend went to the bathroom and she threatened to stab me if I don't leave him. He doesn't believe me, and accused me of having serious jealousy issues. FML
Today, I found out that one of my best friends likes the girl that I like. What's funny is that my best friend is also a girl, and has a better chance with her than I do. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend likes the same person as I do, but she doesn’t know that I'm in love with him, and she keeps sending me their flirty texts. FML
Today, my boyfriend wrote me a love letter saying about how much he cares for me, how he'd die for me and how he wants to spend his life with me. What really took my breath away was the confession at the end about how he "accidentally" cheated on me with my best friend. FML
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Top comments
Peroxide 3
I can't believe he crushed his best friend. He must work out.
cc1992 11
I am sorry, but your boyfriend sounds like an insensitive jerk! That's so rude! He doesn't deserve you if he's like that.
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Comments (70)
aghoogha 0
haha
music_baby224 0
NixKuH 0
I don't see the problem. ;)
SneakyDeath 15
That is a hurtful feeling is it?
Turner_22 0
Your picture makes me laugh.
Neonnight 0
Same lol
cheque_please 0
slap in the face much?
greenltrn2003 0
awwww not at all....she is consolation prize
cc1992 11
I am sorry, but your boyfriend sounds like an insensitive jerk! That's so rude! He doesn't deserve you if he's like that.
Peroxide 3
I can't believe he crushed his best friend. He must work out.
The_Pleb 0
peroxide WIN + 5
Kittykatkrunch 0
lol
Bloodknight 22
Well atleast now you know she's out of the running, lol!
killerpenguin247 0
you both have issues. He has issues for thinking anyone is better than he is (though with comments like that who knows maybe he's right) and you for putting up with that, if you stay with him without discussing the issue then your saying your not good enough to have a decent bf and your not as good a person as this friend he was hitting on.
megan369 0
Ouch, that stings. But if you want to look at the silver lining, crushing on someone else while you're in a relationship is not uncommon and if he feels like he can talk to you about it, he obviously feels very comfortable with you. He probably just didn't think about what he was saying, as he was trying to get out of the situation without insulting either you or your friend. Didn't work too well though, haha.
QuentinM95 0
I HATE THE WORD CRUSH! Unless it's being used to describe something losing structural integrity under pressure, anyone else???
DutchWaiterGuy 8
here :P i'm with ya ;)
FML_babe 0
I like you! I agree.
testing_fml 0
I'm glad someone on FML finally used the word "crush" instead of "love" to describe a crush.
8trickster8 0
Yeah, but crushing? That's even worse than just saying crush.
amatayo 0
well he does not respect you. there's the first problem. second he most likely shows it but you stay anyway.