thanksmom
United States
Today, I met my biological mother for the first time. She stole my wallet. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Rain
Piggy banked
Today, I discovered my own mother has been stealing money from me for months when I opened my savings box to find it empty. FML
brigitte
Noyon, France
Nice meeting you…
Today, I met my biological father for the first time. He seemed to be slightly intoxicated from the outset, and less than half an hour later, he had tried to intimidate me into "loaning" him several hundred euros for reasons he wouldn't tell me. So long, "dad". FML
TriangularBanana
Cypress, United States
Today, a girl stole my heart. She also stole my wallet, phone, and keys. FML
i stole your daughter's virginity anyways!!
Today, I met my girlfriend's dad for the first time. I recognized him. He's the guy that broke into my car and stole my backpack two weeks ago. FML
FranchezDeVista
Toronto, Canada
Today, I was talking to my mom about my issues with my girlfriend. While she was sympathizing, she slowly picked up my wallet, took $100 and left. FML
SilverAuthor
Detroit, United States
Today, I slipped money into my mother's purse after she refused to let me pay for lunch. She caught me in the act and thought I was stealing money from her instead. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I finally worked up the nerve to talk to the girl I like. After awkwardly saying hi, I manage to work up a nice conversation with her. I thought everything was going well, until I got home and realized that she had stolen money out of my wallet. FML
Disgusted
United States
TMI
Today, I met my biological mother for the first time. I also found out from her husband that she has her nipples and nether regions pierced. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I saw my dad for the first time in ten years. He was stealing my car. FML
whaaaaat111
Vienna, United States
Today, while at the mall, a lady dropped her credit card while in line to buy something. I came over, picked it up and gave it to her just for her to shove it in my hand and scream, "She's stealing my wallet! My wallet!" The police came. FML
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chenoa_fml 0
be glad you weren't raised by her..
imaginaryvoice 18
That's what my biological mother would do if she wasn't dead.
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Comments (138)
CallMeHush 1
She had to pay for her rock somehow, meeting you took valuable street time from her. Someone had to pay.
freshkid 0
technically it's okay to punch her... sooooo punch her :)
missdezzybabee 0
that wouldn't count as an FML thatwould be mor of a GOOOOOOOO-DAMN!! plain and simple
cbr600_fml 0
hey r u the chick on that video that's dancing on the table and falls haha so funny
FFML_314 12
Hey are you that queer that thinks his tattoos are cool but in all actuality, make him look like a complete douche bag?
cbr600_fml 0
hey r u that fat chick that looks like a dude standing next to Elvis here have some cake
FFML_314 12
Ohh, what kind of cake?
FFML_314 12
BTW, I am infact that girl standing next to the Elvis impersonator. However, I'm certainly not fat an surely look nothing like a dude. I'm sure you have some gay ass tattoo of a ferrett on your eye so, it makes it hard to get an accuate perception of ones picture. Get over yourself.
kfrizzle2 4
Lol owned. Nice Anna =]
FFML_314 12
*accurate. Lol, thanks Kyle. I hate people like that.
kfrizzle2 4
Lol me too. "Ooh i have a tattoo around my nipple, i must be the toughest person in the world and insult a (really pretty (Kyle's opinion)) girl." Pfft. People these days.
cbr600_fml 0
oh is that y u change u pic because ur not insecure at all about ur looks we can see how pretty u r in this pic ur chubby cheek really stands out but it's ok not everybody can be attractive don't blame urself if anything it's ur parents fault for making a ugly kid and who's this creeper frizzle first of all I don't need tats to know i'm tougher than u i just get them cause I like them y don't u go back to ur moms basement where u live and play WOW and watch **** fag
FFML_314 12
Where did you leave your wallet for her to steal it?
buckfasthero 0
She probably needed the money to buy a new dress for the 'Mother of the Year 2010' awards ceremony.
_streets_ 19
like the pic, although at first I was like WTF and it creeped me out lol
Gabaloka 0
hahaha!! omg i thought the exact same thing! lol
buckfasthero 0
I've always said people should smile more. Three times more, in fact.
DncrHap 9
hahaha. that last comment (34) made me actually lol.
Macho_Madness 0
steal her wallet if you ever see her again.
OwNowBrownCow 0
RANDY SAVAGE
untoward 0
now you know clepto runs in the family.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
YDI for having a wallet. YDI for having a mother.
acruzmn 0
you deserved it for ever being born!!!!
rileykins 0
look on the brightside! whatever that might be.
the_flirtt 0
way to get op's hopes up :(
Jacob_04 0
damnn that sucks! sorry op fyl indeed