Today, I finally worked up the nerve to talk to the girl I like. After awkwardly saying hi, I manage to work up a nice conversation with her. I thought everything was going well, until I got home and realized that she had stolen money out of my wallet. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally gathered up the guts to say hi to the girl I like. As I was walking down the hallway, I saw her and waved hello, only to walk into a bathroom door. FML
Today, a girl stole my heart. She also stole my wallet, phone, and keys. FML
Today, I had a date with a girl I've liked for a while. We went out to a nice Italian restaurant for dinner. I was obviously going to pay, but when the bill came I realized I'd forgotten my wallet. When I told her, she thought I was a cheap liar and now she won't answer my calls. FML
Today, I was talking to my mom about my issues with my girlfriend. While she was sympathizing, she slowly picked up my wallet, took $100 and left. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when a little old lady bumped into me and fell over. I helped her up and she thanked me for being "such a nice young man". It was only an hour later as I was in line at the store that I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet. FML
Today, I met a super gorgeous girl at the bar. We laughed together over drinks and it was all perfect, until she told me she wasn’t from this town. We hugged goodbye and she left. When I went to pay our tab, I realized I’d been pickpocketed by her. FML
Today, I met my biological mother for the first time. She stole my wallet. FML
Today, I got a chance to have dinner and a movie with a girl I've liked for a while. I ran late, so in a hurry to make the movie, and trying to be smooth for her, I told the waiter I'd "take care of him" if he made it fast. He did. When he brought the check, I realized I had forgotten my wallet. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to approach a girl. I've never done anything like this before. She stared me down, not saying a word, until I felt so little that I just walked away. FML
Today, after an amazing date with a girl I like at a restaurant, I realized I foolishly forgot my wallet. When I returned, I spotted my date at another table on a date with a different guy. I also wasn’t able to find my wallet. FML
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Top comments
junkman6 22
I guess you didn't steal her heart then?
Unbweavable 17
how do you know it was her?
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Comments (85)
junkman6 22
I guess you didn't steal her heart then?
PIGaming 21
Nah, he stole her soul (que dramatic music)
91hayek 31
que?
Nafalgar 4
Queue.
TrippingOnAcid 29
I thought it was "cue" in this context
ryanpreiss 17
It is pretty incredible that she stole the wallet, took the money out and then put it back. I'm surprised she didn't steal his virginity at the same time without him noticing. ..
sashin112792 7
Were you so sad that you decided to get drunk and talk to your empty wallet in front of a police officer?
Nonamesavailable 7
you're right. queue is like waiting in a line and cue means something happens.
lesliemay15 8
oo. that sucks.
badluckalex 23
No shit.
Soviet_American 29
Yeah, either way she was going to take his money. Whether it be dinner, gifts, and dates, or stealing it. Darn girls.
Unbweavable 17
how do you know it was her?
Christakwon 7
But that pro pic^^
teentee401 37
And how do you steal money out of someone's wallet without you noticing? I get stealing the whole wallet but...
garrett_8614 14
I'm wondering how the money was stolen as well. If you're having a conversation with someone, I don't see how they can steal money from you without you noticing. If it was her, then that is one hell of a thief right there.
energizerbunny23 18
Maybe his wallet was in his jacket pocket. Then he had to go to the toilet.
BBlah 26
She seems like a great cash
ZY1431 24
clutched it
Noelletakumi 36
Ouch. Better luck next time...watch out for those money grubbers out there.
OhWhoCares 42
That's awful. Karma will get her good. I hope you didn't have a lot of money on you!! I'd be totally interested in a follow up. I wonder how she did that without OP noticing... I'd notice if someone reached into my purse :/
ilpapagrande 16
Could have been worse, you could've spent more on a costly date with her. Still sucks that she stole your money though. Are you sure it's her and you didn't misplace your money?
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Exactly. Unless the OP had a fair bit of cash in his wallet, it probably cost less to have the money stolen than it would have cost to go on the few dates you'd need in order to find out she's a thief.
Demoniq 25
I agree, at least OP had it stolen once and not wasted on a girl who has dodgy intentions. Unless she didn't steal it and OP blew his chance at a second conversation... we'll never know unless we get a follow up!
Drizl 17
Looks like you should stop liking her.
slimblack 26
Looks like she didn't only steal your heart.
Eleora 19
I ain't telling you she's a gold digger....
OhWhoCares 42
But she ain't messin' with no broke niggas! Probably the only song I actually like by Kanye West...
sammyjanette 17
Because you can live out your fantasies, and say n****s on the internet?
gemstone586 12
*sayin