thanksmom
United States
Today, I met my biological mother for the first time. She stole my wallet. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Rain
Piggy banked
Today, I discovered my own mother has been stealing money from me for months when I opened my savings box to find it empty. FML
brigitte
Noyon, France
Nice meeting you…
Today, I met my biological father for the first time. He seemed to be slightly intoxicated from the outset, and less than half an hour later, he had tried to intimidate me into "loaning" him several hundred euros for reasons he wouldn't tell me. So long, "dad". FML
TriangularBanana
Cypress, United States
Today, a girl stole my heart. She also stole my wallet, phone, and keys. FML
i stole your daughter's virginity anyways!!
Today, I met my girlfriend's dad for the first time. I recognized him. He's the guy that broke into my car and stole my backpack two weeks ago. FML
FranchezDeVista
Toronto, Canada
Today, I was talking to my mom about my issues with my girlfriend. While she was sympathizing, she slowly picked up my wallet, took $100 and left. FML
SilverAuthor
Detroit, United States
Today, I slipped money into my mother's purse after she refused to let me pay for lunch. She caught me in the act and thought I was stealing money from her instead. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I finally worked up the nerve to talk to the girl I like. After awkwardly saying hi, I manage to work up a nice conversation with her. I thought everything was going well, until I got home and realized that she had stolen money out of my wallet. FML
Disgusted
United States
TMI
Today, I met my biological mother for the first time. I also found out from her husband that she has her nipples and nether regions pierced. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I saw my dad for the first time in ten years. He was stealing my car. FML
whaaaaat111
Vienna, United States
Today, while at the mall, a lady dropped her credit card while in line to buy something. I came over, picked it up and gave it to her just for her to shove it in my hand and scream, "She's stealing my wallet! My wallet!" The police came. FML
Top comments
chenoa_fml 0
be glad you weren't raised by her..
imaginaryvoice 18
That's what my biological mother would do if she wasn't dead.
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Comments (138)
moviegirl1315 0
wow that rlly does suck... I officially never wanna meet my bio mom... =]]
mzzgorjess 0
Well that sucks.
crazytay 0
haaaa! wow
eve28 0
Hey OP, It could have been worse. She could have chop your nuts off. (If your a guy)
FML191919 3
Lmfao!!!
scottsters 0
haha. my mom is dead too. wanna shag?
Juan_M 0
motherly love ftw xD
hedgehogs 0
Sorry about that. Really, how ugly. I don't have anything to do with my parents who are just terrible. Hardest thing about my court reporting work is seeing people have their parental rights removed for considerably less than what mine did to me. It is a great b******* myth that your relatives are people you can automatically trust and love, and that if you don't, there's something wrong with you. Focus on what's good in your life and do the very best you can to give up on her.
emilyp97 0
awe, sorry Ik wat thts like, :/ guess u won't be buying anything for a while lol
robbilee 14
I love this