Today, I met a girl at a bar. After buying her a few drinks, we decided to head back to her place. Not wanting to leave either of our cars, I followed her home. While driving, she sent me text because she missed her exit. I tried to text her back something witty and instead rear ended her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a cute girl's number for the first time. Too bad it was because she rear ended my car. FML
Today, I got shitfaced at a club. A cute girl I'd met earlier in the evening offered to drive me home in my car and spend the night with me. She crashed my car and did a runner before the cops showed up. They wouldn't believe my story. I now have a wrecked car and a DUI. FML
Today, while driving to a client's home, I received a text. Since I loathe those who text and drive, I pulled into a convenience store's parking lot. While I was texting, a car sped into the lot, rear-ending my car. FML
Today, I tried to keep a drunk girl from driving by holding her keys, but she had a spare set in her purse. She hit me with her car when I was walking home. FML
Today, I was driving to work, following my girlfriend's car. I looked down to change the radio station and felt a large bump. I rear-ended my girlfriend. FML
Today, after my shift at the police station, I went on a date with a girl I recently met. We had a great date, that is until I opened the car door for her, and out of habit, pushed down on her head as she got in. FML
Today, I went for a drive to clear my head of relationship issues. That night, I got pulled over. Lost the car and my license. I texted my girlfriend, saying I was sorry; she left. Lost her too. FML
Today, I met a really nice girl at a club. One thing led to another, and she told me to meet her out front in 5 minutes. I was so drunk that I stumbled into the restroom instead, then curled up on the floor crying in despair when I realized my mistake. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I went on a date with a girl that I really like. I picked her up from her house, and as I was pulling out of her driveway, I hit her dad's BMW, knocking off the bumper. FML
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freernnur5 0
you fail for trying to drink and drive
Silent_Harmony 3
Ok so not only do you drink and then drive. But then you start texting too?
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Comments (204)
caulked 0
Smooth.
toink 0
YDI for texting while drunk!
beachgirl999 0
im not going to marry someone who cant pay attention to the road, hitting cars. not my cup of tea.
ZuraLasgeon 0
You're a moron. You want everyone to feel bad for you because you drove drunk while texting? You fail. You're lucky that all you did was rear end her. You could've killed an innocent person.
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Unregistered 0
**** half the people writing "ydi for drinking and driving" havent even have ******* hit puberty and have no idea how alchol affects your driving seriously kiddies dont ******* comment on this topic if you have neither drank nor drove a car ****
beachgirl999 0
hahahahahahahaha
Starchild21 3
What the **** are you bitching about? Got a little sand in your ****** or something? Some of us actually have done a lot of shit, and talk from experience _______________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99
efmivida 0
and youre obviously someone older who both drinks and drives and what are you doing, commenting on an fmylife website. maybe you should taking the advise before you actually kill someone or yourself. and i have expierence with alcohol and years of driving and i know the two do not mix
ddrluna 2
No, **** you. My sister in law's brother just died due to drinking and driving, and it's damn lucky he didn't kill his widowed wife in the back seat or anyone else. **** people who drink and drive. **** you all. I don't care if it's a drop or a gallon.
Maddoctor 10
I think I'll jump off a cliff the day I read a nice comment from Unregistered. It's imposibly impossible for him to say anything less than completely bitchy.
Roosher 0
Dumbfuck. You NEVER text and drive. Things like that lower your concentration on the road. and if you were drunk, you're an even BIGGER idiot than what i thought. Learn to drive before you get on the road.
I_am_stupid_also 6
Today, I have to share the road with ******* dipshits that think it is ok to drive while drinking or texting. FML.
armstrong504 0
It's one thing to text and drive, but to drink, text, and drive? You just be glad you're not dead.
blahdsflksfd 0
I like all the arguments from people saying "Well texting is worse statistically, so drinking and driving are ok".