Today, I met a girl at a bar. After buying her a few drinks, we decided to head back to her place. Not wanting to leave either of our cars, I followed her home. While driving, she sent me text because she missed her exit. I tried to text her back something witty and instead rear ended her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a cute girl's number for the first time. Too bad it was because she rear ended my car. FML
Today, I got shitfaced at a club. A cute girl I'd met earlier in the evening offered to drive me home in my car and spend the night with me. She crashed my car and did a runner before the cops showed up. They wouldn't believe my story. I now have a wrecked car and a DUI. FML
Today, while driving to a client's home, I received a text. Since I loathe those who text and drive, I pulled into a convenience store's parking lot. While I was texting, a car sped into the lot, rear-ending my car. FML
Today, I tried to keep a drunk girl from driving by holding her keys, but she had a spare set in her purse. She hit me with her car when I was walking home. FML
Today, I was driving to work, following my girlfriend's car. I looked down to change the radio station and felt a large bump. I rear-ended my girlfriend. FML
Today, after my shift at the police station, I went on a date with a girl I recently met. We had a great date, that is until I opened the car door for her, and out of habit, pushed down on her head as she got in. FML
Today, I went for a drive to clear my head of relationship issues. That night, I got pulled over. Lost the car and my license. I texted my girlfriend, saying I was sorry; she left. Lost her too. FML
Today, I met a really nice girl at a club. One thing led to another, and she told me to meet her out front in 5 minutes. I was so drunk that I stumbled into the restroom instead, then curled up on the floor crying in despair when I realized my mistake. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I went on a date with a girl that I really like. I picked her up from her house, and as I was pulling out of her driveway, I hit her dad's BMW, knocking off the bumper. FML
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freernnur5 0
you fail for trying to drink and drive
Silent_Harmony 3
Ok so not only do you drink and then drive. But then you start texting too?
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Comments (204)
fxdxhk90 0
You sir are a complete jackass and you deserve to have your license taken away. Your 're lucky if this was the worst that happened to you, moron.
MG_4192 0
thats what you get for driving while texting asshole.
Redrosesandrain 0
I'm not sure how many drinks "a few" is, but my guess is that you were over the limit.
ElNegroHombre 0
Youre supposed to wait til you get there to rear end her.
Hockeylover87_71 0
I agree 200% with #56
koolb32 0
Dumbass. Lls. Don't you know that driving while texting is not only illegal but. dangerous?
beachgirl999 0
this EXACT situation happend to me saturday night. glad im not the only girl with a ****** up bumper.
22jrdn55 15
are you sure you're not the same girl in this FML?
beachgirl999 0
i sure hope not. the guy that did this to me may or may not know of this website. its just funny because its EXACTLY what happend to me. hmmm, is the guy that wrote this FML named KEVIN ?!
22jrdn55 15
lol i dont know but did yours happen in Missouri
Starchild21 3
Awww what if it is them and they meet again and get married! :D hahahaha ___________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99
22jrdn55 15
hahaha it'd be hilarious if they were, now she can read all the comments about her!!!
beachgirl999 0
no, i live in virginia. haha too bad. im sure the guy who wrote this FML is going to pay for the damages. the guy that hit me? im now having trouble getting ahold of him to give me his insurance. so im riding around with a ****** up bumper that might not get fixed by the person who did it. now thats a FML
22jrdn55 15
aww too bad, i thought you two were getting married! :(
c6dragster 0
i hope you got arrested and bubba made you his bitch... you don't even deserve to get off that easy...
Anonymiz 4
Be glad you're not from Utah! http://www.nytimes.com/2009/08/29/technology/29distracted.html?_r=3
Dapuffypimp 0
Wait, wasn't that the plan? Bow Chicka Bow Wow.