Today, I met a girl at a bar. After buying her a few drinks, we decided to head back to her place. Not wanting to leave either of our cars, I followed her home. While driving, she sent me text because she missed her exit. I tried to text her back something witty and instead rear ended her. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a cute girl's number for the first time. Too bad it was because she rear ended my car. FML
Today, I got shitfaced at a club. A cute girl I'd met earlier in the evening offered to drive me home in my car and spend the night with me. She crashed my car and did a runner before the cops showed up. They wouldn't believe my story. I now have a wrecked car and a DUI. FML
Today, while driving to a client's home, I received a text. Since I loathe those who text and drive, I pulled into a convenience store's parking lot. While I was texting, a car sped into the lot, rear-ending my car. FML
Today, I tried to keep a drunk girl from driving by holding her keys, but she had a spare set in her purse. She hit me with her car when I was walking home. FML
Today, I was driving to work, following my girlfriend's car. I looked down to change the radio station and felt a large bump. I rear-ended my girlfriend. FML
Today, after my shift at the police station, I went on a date with a girl I recently met. We had a great date, that is until I opened the car door for her, and out of habit, pushed down on her head as she got in. FML
Today, I went for a drive to clear my head of relationship issues. That night, I got pulled over. Lost the car and my license. I texted my girlfriend, saying I was sorry; she left. Lost her too. FML
Today, I met a really nice girl at a club. One thing led to another, and she told me to meet her out front in 5 minutes. I was so drunk that I stumbled into the restroom instead, then curled up on the floor crying in despair when I realized my mistake. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I went on a date with a girl that I really like. I picked her up from her house, and as I was pulling out of her driveway, I hit her dad's BMW, knocking off the bumper. FML
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freernnur5 0
you fail for trying to drink and drive
Silent_Harmony 3
Ok so not only do you drink and then drive. But then you start texting too?
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Comments (204)
xXMILKYCHUNKSXx 0
You're retarded for texting while driving. Seriously, how ******* stupid can a person be?
lostguy 0
well seems the cars are the only things that did any rear-ending that night *wink* lol ^_^
xXitsyouandmeXx 0
hello! dont text while drive you could of gotten in to a crash.
joezgirly 0
Well you rearended her but not in a good way huh. better luck next time but you probably shouldn't've been texting while driving.
haleycstar 0
sorry buddy, but YDI for drinking and texting while driving.
JustStayHome 0
Not the kind of rear-ending you were looking for, eh? Well, you totally deserve to not get laid after being drunk, texting, and driving at the same. Wtf were you thinking?!
musicangel_fml 0
just **** each other in the car
tbagg74 0
by that you mean u said somehting witty then ****** her up the ass right? cuz thats cool
boarder3 0
texting+drinking and driving? bad idea... you could've killed her, yourself, or someone else.
Tequila01 0
Idiot.