Today, I met a girl at a bar. After buying her a few drinks, we decided to head back to her place. Not wanting to leave either of our cars, I followed her home. While driving, she sent me text because she missed her exit. I tried to text her back something witty and instead rear ended her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a cute girl's number for the first time. Too bad it was because she rear ended my car. FML
Today, I got shitfaced at a club. A cute girl I'd met earlier in the evening offered to drive me home in my car and spend the night with me. She crashed my car and did a runner before the cops showed up. They wouldn't believe my story. I now have a wrecked car and a DUI. FML
Today, while driving to a client's home, I received a text. Since I loathe those who text and drive, I pulled into a convenience store's parking lot. While I was texting, a car sped into the lot, rear-ending my car. FML
Today, I tried to keep a drunk girl from driving by holding her keys, but she had a spare set in her purse. She hit me with her car when I was walking home. FML
Today, I was driving to work, following my girlfriend's car. I looked down to change the radio station and felt a large bump. I rear-ended my girlfriend. FML
Today, after my shift at the police station, I went on a date with a girl I recently met. We had a great date, that is until I opened the car door for her, and out of habit, pushed down on her head as she got in. FML
Today, I went for a drive to clear my head of relationship issues. That night, I got pulled over. Lost the car and my license. I texted my girlfriend, saying I was sorry; she left. Lost her too. FML
Today, I met a really nice girl at a club. One thing led to another, and she told me to meet her out front in 5 minutes. I was so drunk that I stumbled into the restroom instead, then curled up on the floor crying in despair when I realized my mistake. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I went on a date with a girl that I really like. I picked her up from her house, and as I was pulling out of her driveway, I hit her dad's BMW, knocking off the bumper. FML
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freernnur5 0
you fail for trying to drink and drive
Silent_Harmony 3
Ok so not only do you drink and then drive. But then you start texting too?
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flinkpamingo 0
In the city nearest me a 19 year old was texting and hit a woman pushing a stroller. The child was hurt rather badly but will have health issues his entire life. The mom was not hurt as bad. How horrible would you feel if this happened to you while texting? Shame on you! I hope you broke your texting finger. And I am giving you my sternest "mom" look as I point my finger at you.
loverslanex3 0
You're both ******* dumb for drinking, texting, and driving.
Redrosesandrain 0
op: you are paying dearly for using the phrase "rear ended". commenters: grow up. seriously.
Chopperman_fml 0
I hope she had a firm bumper...
capthavoc123 0
You deserve it for A) trying to get a girl drunk so she'll **** you and B) driving drunk and texting while driving drunk.
regalarius 0
...I'm normally the first to defend someone on their cell phone while driving, but *texting* is a different story. And she had a few drinks...did you too?? YDI. Wow. (except this is so obviously stupidity it almost sounds like a troll... in which case nice troll! :-P)
MadeOfAwesome 1
Let's see: YDI for texting while driving YDI for driving after drinking YDI for being a man ***** by taking girls home you don't even know
buffalocompton 0
was it not the plan all along to rear end her? dude, you took it the wrong way man.
danny1728 0
Ha ha smooth move. I'm assuming the night ended there. Way to go.
SusanaSaysRawrxD 0
Haven't you seen the Texting Teens UK PSA? That shit scared the crap out of me. I wish I could hit YDI a few thousand more ******* times.