Today, I met a girl at a bar. After buying her a few drinks, we decided to head back to her place. Not wanting to leave either of our cars, I followed her home. While driving, she sent me text because she missed her exit. I tried to text her back something witty and instead rear ended her. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a cute girl's number for the first time. Too bad it was because she rear ended my car. FML
Today, I got shitfaced at a club. A cute girl I'd met earlier in the evening offered to drive me home in my car and spend the night with me. She crashed my car and did a runner before the cops showed up. They wouldn't believe my story. I now have a wrecked car and a DUI. FML
Today, while driving to a client's home, I received a text. Since I loathe those who text and drive, I pulled into a convenience store's parking lot. While I was texting, a car sped into the lot, rear-ending my car. FML
Today, I tried to keep a drunk girl from driving by holding her keys, but she had a spare set in her purse. She hit me with her car when I was walking home. FML
Today, I was driving to work, following my girlfriend's car. I looked down to change the radio station and felt a large bump. I rear-ended my girlfriend. FML
Today, after my shift at the police station, I went on a date with a girl I recently met. We had a great date, that is until I opened the car door for her, and out of habit, pushed down on her head as she got in. FML
Today, I went for a drive to clear my head of relationship issues. That night, I got pulled over. Lost the car and my license. I texted my girlfriend, saying I was sorry; she left. Lost her too. FML
Today, I met a really nice girl at a club. One thing led to another, and she told me to meet her out front in 5 minutes. I was so drunk that I stumbled into the restroom instead, then curled up on the floor crying in despair when I realized my mistake. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I went on a date with a girl that I really like. I picked her up from her house, and as I was pulling out of her driveway, I hit her dad's BMW, knocking off the bumper. FML
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freernnur5 0
you fail for trying to drink and drive
Silent_Harmony 3
Ok so not only do you drink and then drive. But then you start texting too?
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Comments (204)
Kiwi_here 0
pervert
_Natasha_ 0
YDI for being buzzed, then getting in you car, and then TEXTING the person you're following. Moron.
snicks1116 0
oh you know that no matter what happend on the way, you were gonna get her in the rear that night
omgzdude 0
NEVER TEXT AND DRIVE IDIOT!!!!!!!
Horse_riding 0
For one u shudnt of been drink driving and for two u shudnt of been texting while driving :/
osirisfrost 0
bro, you're supposed to "rear-end" the chick AFTER you get to her place.
jussjess 0
Texting and driving. :( She deserves to have been rear-ended since she texted you first. I don't care if she missed the exit. Something worse could've happened if she didn't. :D
bonafide1201 5
Pause: you were drinking and driving then decided to try to be cute and text too fail
cwest13 0
texting, while driving, while drunk. you ******* idiot.
KaylieBieber13 0
i wouldve come back for ur car. i mean sex always comes first right?!?!?