Today, my sister and her two-year-old came to my place for a visit. Not long after arriving, my niece ripped off her diaper and immediately took a dump on my white carpet. Guess who had to 'suddenly' leave afterwards, leaving me to clean up the mess. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to let my puppy out, and I turned around to see her peeing on the carpet. After getting her outside, I saw my little sister pooping on the floor. FML
Today, I was babysitting my 8-year-old niece. I left her for 10 minutes so I could take a shower, only to walk in on her with her dress rolled up, peeing on the floor. FML
Today, I was washing dishes while my 2-year-old was napping… or so I thought. When I finished and went to check on her, I found she'd taken off her diaper and smeared poop all over the carpet. She must have been up a while because it was everywhere. I spent the next hour scrubbing. FML
Today, I was babysitting my cousin when I realized my aunt didn't tell me where the diapers were. I searched the entire house, but I had no luck. Then my cousin ripped off the diaper she was wearing and peed on the kitchen floor. FML
Today, my 2-year-old woke up from her nap with a full diaper, then decided to climb down from her bed and got stuck under the railing, leaving a stinky trail of poop everywhere. FML
Today, I babysat my niece and thought a quick shower would be fine. I left her watching cartoons with a blanket and returned to find she’d used washable paints on the carpet and her hands, leaving tiny colorful footprints to the couch. Her proud smile made me forgive the mess, but I spent the evening scrubbing. FML
Today, my little sister took a dump in our bath tub right before we were leaving for soccer practice. When my mom found it, she blamed it on me, then made me pick it up with my bare hands. FML
Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML
Today, I was babysitting my friend's two year-old daughter. Within 15 minutes, she had crawled out of her crib, taken off her diaper, and smooshed her poop in between the cracks in the floor. I put her in the tub, left to get a towel, and came back to her pooping in the tub. FML
Today, I came home from my vacation. My sister had been taking care of my dog and my apartment while I was away. As I walked in, I was greeted by a floor covered in poop and a destroyed couch. FML
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LappDance 16
Would that be considered a shit and run?
JellyBalls 18
Your sister?
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Comments (93)
JellyBalls 18
Your sister?
AbstraktThoughts 13
No shit.
JellyBalls 18
Does sarcasm not ship to your area?
Sea_shelle 12
Nice process of elimination, there
JellyBalls 18
Unless you were you being punny...
fsomelife 26
#3, may want to read more carefully next time!
Ian7890 23
Thats not sarcasm... at all. An example of sarcasm would be,"Your sister seems like an awesome person!"
simplysarcastics 26
He was answering op's question. Where he said guess who had to leave. He said your sister which was being sarcastic. It was funny to me #1
simplysarcastics 26
Me myself I would have blocked the door and told her ass, she's not going anywhere until she cleans that shit up. Sister or no sister thats bad parenting, and being a bad sibling as well.
rykothechubby 5
Bitch.
TheGreatAlexande 12
True, the solution, however, is simple; scoop it up, place it into a box, and mail it to her. It should have a very nice odor by the time it arrives.
Cazz91 21
Not unless that kid had the *****... Scooping shit up isn't always in solids.
Jiplo 18
It is also important to make her pay for damages. White rugs don't tend to go well with "color."
LappDance 16
Would that be considered a shit and run?
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
most definitely. I true shitty situation.
tman1985 9
ITS A CRAP!!!!!
Rah_Charles 14
Such a cruel thing /:
VectorFields 9
She just forgot to buy a souvenir for you, so she made one on the spot. At least, you know this one comes from the deepness of her child's love for you.
thrifting 18
Or the deepness of her child's butthole
JonDG 12
how come you get + but they get -?
VectorFields 9
Well, that was the point, #28...
SexyGamerNerd110 8
Well that sounded like a shitty visit
jasmine2301 25
Great. Please God no. Atleast I haven't seen 'That's a shitty situation,' yet.
rykothechubby 5
I think you mean, ex-sister.
Bigfabthetruth52 22
Nothing to disown her for but id be pissed at her for a while.
rykothechubby 5
It's a joke based on a popular comment made in FML's.
tacojauns 45
*Sassy black girl voice* "Ohhhh hell nooooo"
castleofg1ass 19
Guess who's never getting an invitation back to your house... Ever
QueenJay81 13
That was so inconsiderate of ur sis