Today, I abandoned my wife at a family party when her sister's husband cornered me and began telling me about his amputee fetish. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my psycho ex got into my wedding ceremony and attacked my wife. FML
Today, during a family visit, my wife pulled me into the bedroom and told me to talk dirty to her, while there was a risk of being caught. It's her kink, not mine. Her sister must have overheard us because I woke up in hospital. She thought I was secretly abusive and brained me with my own walking cane. FML
Today, I went to visit my sister, who lives four hours away from me. I'd only just sat down on their couch when her husband told me I needed to leave so they could have sex. FML
Today, my husband came clean to having an affair with my sister. I later found out my other sister encouraged the affair because she thought they'd be a cute couple. FML
Today, I rushed home because my wife called to let me know she was feeling horny for the first time after getting over a bad flu. I walked in the door and surprise surprise, her sister had called round, wanting sympathy after her latest fuckbuddy dumped her. Romantic mood ruined. FML
Today, I complained to my girlfriends that my husband constantly wants me to explore his disgusting perversions, like making me call him "Daddy" or putting me on a leash. They all started discussing all the nasty things they'd let my husband do, then said he should find a sidepiece who's "less boring." FML
Today, I walked in on the guy I called a cuck in high school going down on my sister. FML
Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML
Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML
Today, I came home to an empty house. I found a note from my wife telling me she was bisexual and found love in a woman. I FaceTimed my sister to tell her about it, and who do I see with her? My wife. FML
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AzraelAngelus 15
Completely understandable
RichardPencil 32
Did you abandon her to hear the amputee fetish rant or to escape it? It's not so clear.
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Comments (4)
AzraelAngelus 15
Completely understandable
RichardPencil 32
Did you abandon her to hear the amputee fetish rant or to escape it? It's not so clear.
spinningrecords 14
Is your wife an amputee?
Wadlaen 24
Sounds like the right move!