mary
Australia
Today, I managed to cut myself on a piece of chocolate. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
tylerlove361
United States
Today, I cut myself with child-proof scissors. FML
Heyme
France
Today, I was working and eating. I was so tired that I bit into my pen and smeared my chocolate-filled pastry on my exercise book. FML
heeeeeyitsbrittney
Butterfingers
Today, I cut myself with a butter knife while trying to get a piece of brownie from a pan. I don't think I was meant to survive on Earth for very long. FML
Chicketi
Canada
Today, I cut myself on a band-aid box, while trying to get one out for another cut. FML
Anonymous
Put it away
Today, I managed to cut myself twice with a Swiss army knife. Stabbed in one hand and sliced a finger on the other. Good to know it's super sharp. FML
Jaws
France
Today, I got slapped in the face by my girlfriend with a banana skin, because I finished up the chocolate cake. FML
oops
My chocolate
Today, I was being playful with my boyfriend and put a chocolate between my legs. He bit the chocolate. My lips too... FML
TaintedL0v3
London, United Kingdom
Heavy session last night?
Today, I woke up with Chocolate Buttons superglued to my face. FML
irony
United States
Today, I got a paper cut while opening my box of Band-Aids. FML
kp.
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Australia
Gotta have it
Today, I found ants all over my chocolate, but I'm so addicted that I just wiped them off and ate it anyway. FML
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FiasCudi 0
how did you manage that?
CrimsonViolets 11
"chocolate rain"... ow ****!
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Comments (323)
krs7g4 8
You see the mlia post about pizza?
sabrinamarie3 15
How the hell did you manage to do this?
lovelyspyder 7
I wish there was a WTF category
monnanon 14
Was it Toblerone by any chance? That stuff fights back. Hard to eat if you get the big bars and the triangle shape just seems to stab you in the mouth even if you are taking a little bite. Is damn tasty tho.
isis_morrigan 18
How in the name of God did you manage that? I guess it takes talent to achieve this?
Nhk_fml 4
What the ****? Were you drunk?
loganmarquez 3
WTF?
blackjewels 2
How???
FuhrerBurg 11
I swear to god this had better not catchon with the emo crowd.
conrad01 6
Blood and chocolate... Too literal