mary
Australia
Today, I managed to cut myself on a piece of chocolate. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
tylerlove361
United States
Today, I cut myself with child-proof scissors. FML
Heyme
France
Today, I was working and eating. I was so tired that I bit into my pen and smeared my chocolate-filled pastry on my exercise book. FML
heeeeeyitsbrittney
Butterfingers
Today, I cut myself with a butter knife while trying to get a piece of brownie from a pan. I don't think I was meant to survive on Earth for very long. FML
Chicketi
Canada
Today, I cut myself on a band-aid box, while trying to get one out for another cut. FML
Anonymous
Put it away
Today, I managed to cut myself twice with a Swiss army knife. Stabbed in one hand and sliced a finger on the other. Good to know it's super sharp. FML
Jaws
France
Today, I got slapped in the face by my girlfriend with a banana skin, because I finished up the chocolate cake. FML
oops
My chocolate
Today, I was being playful with my boyfriend and put a chocolate between my legs. He bit the chocolate. My lips too... FML
TaintedL0v3
London, United Kingdom
Heavy session last night?
Today, I woke up with Chocolate Buttons superglued to my face. FML
irony
United States
Today, I got a paper cut while opening my box of Band-Aids. FML
kp.
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Australia
Gotta have it
Today, I found ants all over my chocolate, but I'm so addicted that I just wiped them off and ate it anyway. FML
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FiasCudi 0
how did you manage that?
CrimsonViolets 11
"chocolate rain"... ow ****!
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Comments (323)
Trollin56 0
Don't worry I cut myself on a leaf before
cunningchick 1
How the heck did yo u do that? You could give a emo person advice, lol:)
MexaDoreano 1
:troll:
OHnathanIO 4
At least it'll taste like chocolate if you lick your wound.
isk8pro445 4
You must have some weak skin. No more chocolate.
X_Babushka65 5
Don't worry, I once cut my finger on fairy floss.
SantaBaby93 5
That's okay. I was trying to break two pieces of ice apart and a sliver punctured my finger. I bled, but at least I knew the wound was clean :(
XxWolf96xX 0
That's not possible...?
ThatWhiteKid667 0
CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!! ( spongebob reference)
dzotz 6
That's... actually pretty cool...0.o