Today, I found ants all over my chocolate, but I'm so addicted that I just wiped them off and ate it anyway. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my new roommate likes to put candy on the floor, let ants crawl all over it, and eats it. Ants and all. FML
Today, I found a horde of ants in one of my socks when I put it on my foot. FML
Today, I stole one of my cousin's chocolates. I didn't tell her, after I ate it, I read the box and realized that it was a chocolate laxative. I'm posting this from the bathroom. FML
Today, I was extremely tired, so when I decided I wanted a snack, I went to the corner of the kitchen where the chocolate is, opened the garbage bin, and reached inside. FML
Today, I managed to cut myself on a piece of chocolate. FML
Today, I found some Nesquick Chocolate Milk mix in my pantry which sounded good. While making a glass, I got angry because not all of the mix would disolve. Frustrated, I downed the drink. When I finished I looked in the glass and realized the mix that wouldn't disolve was actually tiny ants. FML
Today, after losing a battle with ants in my apartment, I just pulled one off that was biting me in the vagina. FML
Today, I went to the doctor, only to find out I can no longer eat chocolate, my favorite food. When I got home, my boyfriend took the chocolate cake I'd been eating from the fridge, sat down in front of me, and ate the whole thing without breaking eye contact. FML
Today, I woke up at 2 a.m. and ate some chips that were on my nightstand, totally unaware that they were covered in ants. Now I have two swollen lips and my kid’s birthday party is tomorrow. FML
Today, I was working and eating. I was so tired that I bit into my pen and smeared my chocolate-filled pastry on my exercise book. FML
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Freeze_fml 17
That's disgusting and you should feel disgusting.
captainfalcon7 0
I'm sorry this is just sad
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Freeze_fml 17
That's disgusting and you should feel disgusting.
nava1210 12
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
It's only disgusting if you don't wipe them off..I totally understand OP
doodfunnyguy 0
what. i dont get it. how this fml
BrianAlarcon 0
Fatttyyy
RetardedChipmunk 7
17 Get off of this site now
thebadmanpuntedb 7
You are a genius mixing energy with protein pretty much steroids right there...
HeavyScout 0
25- What did 17 say?
Freeze_fml 17
I don't like chocolate or ants, but I'll take the compliment.
Malkria 1
Chocolate already has bugs in them. I'd say about 2-3% of a regular sized chocolate bar is bugs. But I totally understand OP, I too am addicted, so I probably would do the same.... Maybe.... :)
enonymous 9
Those are some perfectly good ants you're wasting!!!!
YourEvilHero 12
I bet op Is single
hinchkongfang 0
Coulda been worse I spose... If the chocolate wasn't there, you woulda just had to eat ants...
gntfmlingnow 12
Haven't you ever read the book "Chocolate Covered Ants"?
Beeftinkle 13
Chocolate addiction? Let me know when you stick random brown cotton you found on the ground into your vein just to get out of bed : /
Beeftinkle 13
First step to finding that out is Try heroin
xzeldax3 18
Redundant comment is redundant.
Lancerman7449 0
The guy spelled morbidly obese wrong.
CleverBastard 8
Why does this remind me of a zoidberg line saying "your music's bad and you should feel bad!"?
Freeze_fml 17
Because that's where I got it from.
gazzdogs 5
64- I bet you are single just by looking at your picture...
angrymexican 8
Candy bars usually have 8 insect legs in them
Freeze_fml 17
Disgusting doesn't always correlate with safe. I find lasagna, liver, blood sausage, ox penis, and rats disgusting to eat, but people do regardless. If I'm a tight ass for expressing my opinion on what foods I find disgusting, so be it.
Kiirst_mt1994 26
that's low...
blushy 14
ants are actually cleaner than humans
zombiejombie 0
I'm not offending anyone, but was I the only one that was thinking "Wow Fatty"?
deathmask1997 10
Well as bear grylles would say the chocolate is ruining my ants
cryssycakesx3 23
mm. ants.
ethan_unoxx 29
I ate a lollipop one time and it had ants stuck to it. I wiped them off and atr it anyway
rawrmeansiloveu 7
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Woooow I love chocolate, but I doubt I'd go that far! ( you have no idea how much I love chocolate ) haha
Drummerboy1234 0
and yet, we don't seem to care.
rawrmeansiloveu 7
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Hahaha well guess what IDGAF if any of you care! I can make a statement if I fricken want to :) if I'm bored and see an un commented on fml I'm gonna comment saying something no matter how stupid :) so keep disliking it :)))
Soloman212 28
If you insist. Gee I hate disliking comments, but whatever it takes to please you...
rawrmeansiloveu 7
Hahaha thank you :))))
boofgall 16
Clearly, OP does love chocolate more than you, because she WAS willing to do that.
hailphire130 0
STFU rawrmeansiloveyou. I had to do it.
Bently24 6
No one cares
eatsleepjb 8
Just wondering..why did this get so many dislikes? They were just making a statement.
Steppittee 7
eww o.o
instnt1nfction 17
What would you do for a Klondike
ShroomsOnAcid 17
In some parts of the world eating bugs is completely normal.
MagicallyFat 12
#105 although that may be true, I fear that OP may just be a fatty. I'm fat and I don't even do that… OP you just hit rock bottom. Get your shit together.
Daralea 21
It may be normal to eat bugs, but OP didn't even eat the protein. (s)he just ate the germs and disease they brought in through their tracks.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
111, But you're forgetting that not everyone is magically fat. Most fat people are just regularly fat. Either way, I think it has more to do with just the addiction to the chocolate, and not so much with general inability to resist food. And 118, there shouldn't be such a significant amount of germs and diseases brought in by some ants. Someone correct me if I'm wrong, but if people have survived all this time and still do survive all over the world without sanitizing everything to sterility, OP will be fine.
AshleighNason 24
third world countries
captainfalcon7 0
I'm sorry this is just sad
hilary56 0
So addicted that you couldn't trash the bar and buy another.
xxGheTToGumbYxx 16
Op needs to learn some self control.
xXFAILBOTXx 1
No, not ok
careless92 5
OP, you should feel ashamed.... Definitely not okay.
aantho_fml 0
Thanks for giving Ben & Jerry an idea for their next ice cream flavor.
Flutequeen 0
Someone wants to get fat.....
ashleyylove3 22
Augustus Gloop, Agustus Gloop...
dadof2 4
ummm thats not an addiction thats nasty
reddawn85 8
Addiction drives people to do things they wouldn't rationally do otherwise. If they could control themselves on their own, they probably would.
dead_rock 3
no, he/she is so addicted that its nasty what she'll do for a chocolate bar.
BIEBERSLAYER 10
Chocolate a street for heroin so yea it's addictive.
aliceb2255 0
...that sounds like a personal problem.
CrissyyyS2 22
... Ew. Go buy a new one. Cheapskate.
hinchkongfang 0
Why just buy a new one, when you can have the ant infested one AND a new one!!!
signuplogin 1
That's Prob. What they were thinking 72
BellaMarta 19
Wtf is wrong with you?