mary
Australia
Today, I managed to cut myself on a piece of chocolate. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
tylerlove361
United States
Today, I cut myself with child-proof scissors. FML
Heyme
France
Today, I was working and eating. I was so tired that I bit into my pen and smeared my chocolate-filled pastry on my exercise book. FML
heeeeeyitsbrittney
Butterfingers
Today, I cut myself with a butter knife while trying to get a piece of brownie from a pan. I don't think I was meant to survive on Earth for very long. FML
Chicketi
Canada
Today, I cut myself on a band-aid box, while trying to get one out for another cut. FML
Anonymous
Put it away
Today, I managed to cut myself twice with a Swiss army knife. Stabbed in one hand and sliced a finger on the other. Good to know it's super sharp. FML
Jaws
France
Today, I got slapped in the face by my girlfriend with a banana skin, because I finished up the chocolate cake. FML
oops
My chocolate
Today, I was being playful with my boyfriend and put a chocolate between my legs. He bit the chocolate. My lips too... FML
TaintedL0v3
London, United Kingdom
Heavy session last night?
Today, I woke up with Chocolate Buttons superglued to my face. FML
irony
United States
Today, I got a paper cut while opening my box of Band-Aids. FML
kp.
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Australia
Gotta have it
Today, I found ants all over my chocolate, but I'm so addicted that I just wiped them off and ate it anyway. FML
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FiasCudi 0
how did you manage that?
CrimsonViolets 11
"chocolate rain"... ow ****!
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Comments (323)
simplyunique907 4
yeah chocoloate can be really dangerous -_____- lol
Leftieswillrule 3
That's awesome! Better chocolate than something harmful, or unappetizing
simplyunique907 4
it could have been bad chocolate though 0.o
Keliosan 6
Discovering new health risks of chocolate...congratulations! You've become a scientist!
hellonyancat 6
I did this with an Easter egg that had been refrigerated. I tried opening it and it sort of exploded everywhere leaving a massive cut up my arm. I feel your pain.
BellaMarta 19
Wait... WHAT?! How is that possible?!
ROSEisAmazing01 4
How on EARTH do you CUT YOURSELF with CHOCOLATE?!?!?!
Rocky007 15
Doesn't matter, had chocolate.
Insomniasenemy 6
Ive done that….
Lumbeeman86 6
The ****?
b_giles123 1
UI remember my first time eating chocolate....then I turned 2 and 17/58ths old.....