Today, my mother's beloved cat died and we thought it would be nice to bury it in the back yard. I came home from work and while walking to the door saw that the cat had been dug up and partially eaten by the local raccoons and strays. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML
Today, I found my cat dead on the road. I called my family and told them, and later buried the cat. Not long after I got done burying it, my cat walked up to me. I buried someone else's cat. FML
Today, I found a pile of animal skeletons scattered in my backyard. It appears that last night, mother nature decided to rain so hard, that the graves of my childhood pets floated back up to the top, and covered half of my field. I now have to pick all of it up before my dog sees them. FML
Today, I went to visit my grandmother. My grandfather recently died, so I had gotten her a cat for comfort. Turns out in her sadness, she had forgotten about the cat. I found its remains being eaten by ants and birds. FML
Today, I drunkenly buried my girlfriend's recently deceased cat. Later she asked to see it and came back inside crying. It turns out I didn't bury it completely and its two back legs were poking out of the dirt. FML
Today, I came home from holiday, only to find my house full of small decomposing animals, courtesy of my cat. FML
Today, I went to a wake. When my dad picked me up, I was still pretty upset. Just when I'd had enough of death, the car hits a raccoon on the way home. FML
Today, I sent my kids to play in the back garden and immediately heard them screaming. We buried our dog last week and last night some animal dug her up and spread the bones and rotting flesh around. The stench was horrendous, the kids are traumatized, and I vomited while reburying the bits. FML
Today, my dog died. I spent ages digging him a grave and buried him in the garden so that my dad wouldn't have to deal with the stress when he got home from work. When my dad got home he told me that he had wanted the dog to be cremated. I have just had to dig up my dog's body. FML
Today, I wandered around my property with my children, trying to find our escaped house cat. While in the more wooded parts, we spotted her on the ground, being picked over by a coyote. FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
You obviously didn't bury your pussy deep enough.
Witchcraft_fml 5
How rotten. I bet your mum will be real torn up by this.
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allmidnighteyes 11
You obviously didn't bury your pussy deep enough.
redbluegreen 41
They didn't have the balls to do it.
allmidnighteyes 11
His shovel is too short to reach a sufficient depth.
Witchcraft_fml 5
Odd, I always thought it was the dick that was buried, not the pussy. I should have paid more attention in sex-ed.
allmidnighteyes 11
Oh, you British folk and your ricockulous backwards sexing :] learn dem amurrka sexin tyms gurrl
Witchcraft_fml 5
Shame. No wonder the population is decreasing from lack of pregnancies. I can't bear the pressure of having to educate a whole country of the American sexy-ways now, though.
allmidnighteyes 11
Teach someone the ways. Use them as a puppet. =]
Witchcraft_fml 5
I will become sensei. So it's bury the pussy, not the other way around. Got it.
Intoxicunt 6
WHOA JESUS, Alan is looking hot!
TimmyM 0
What'd you do, take one shoveful of earth out the ground, then just put a bit on top of it and called that buried? You deserved it.
artsavage13 0
Unfortunately, with that much raw meat, you gotta put more effort than you think into making sure it stays buried. Ever seen the end of Old Yeller, where they have the big pile of heavy rocks? That's exactly why.
Witchcraft_fml 5
How rotten. I bet your mum will be real torn up by this.
hazri 0
Circle of Life. Its a beautiful thing
24788 7
Racoons are horrible people!!!
redbluegreen 41
Girls with raccoon makeup are still considered somewhat human. You can call them that.
allmidnighteyes 11
I didn't know Kiki Kannibal dug up dead kittens and ate them =/ But then again, this one IS from Florida...
redbluegreen 41
Well, Audrey Kitching does wear leather, so why not?
friscobuff 0
YDI for killing your cat!
bass1989 0
your supposed to dig deep, put some mud on top, then put a paving slab or something on top, followed by the rest of the mud. that way they can't dig down to it.
olisykes_ 0
ROFLLL. I dunno why, but I just pictured that happening and I found it hilarious.