nicknack22
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I made my new girlfriend orgasm for the first time. All she said after was "I drooled a little". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Jon
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I gave my girlfriend an orgasm for the first time only to realise she squeals like a baby pig in the process. FML
shitfaced
Sassenheim, Netherlands
Today, I kissed my girlfriend for the first time. She recoiled in horror and asked if someone had taken a shit in my mouth. FML
WinnerWinnerNotEatingDinner
Arlington, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Effective
Today, I was the first guy ever to give my girlfriend an orgasm. I was also the first guy to make her poop at the same time. FML
Anonymous
Red Deer, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I gave my girlfriend an orgasm for the first time. She's a screamer. Her dog must have thought I was attacking her, because he immediately came over and started savaging me. FML
shmarf
Belton, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Snowball
Today, my girlfriend gave me my first ever blowjob and she surprised me by deciding to swallow. Or so I thought. When she came up to kiss me, she spat my man-milk into my mouth and almost pissed herself laughing when I freaked out and nearly threw up. FML
alf
France
Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML
Anonymous
Addlestone, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I gave my girlfriend an orgasm. It was great until mid-gasm when she swung her arm out and knocked me out. She still can't stop laughing. FML
Anonymous
London, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Nice outing
Today, I decided to treat my girlfriend by eating her out. After a while I thought she was going to cum, but instead she farted in my mouth. FML
Jenn
Fort Wayne, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had my first astounding orgasm, during which I simultaneously shat myself and vomited. I'm so thankful my new partner was present. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML
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emilyyy_fml 0
that's definitely a good thing, dude
WhatThePhuc 0
i believe that's a good review, not a bad one
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Comments (62)
toaster468 0
yea, tommorrow make her drool on you penis!
CiNnImAtIcKsUnSe 0
lol...That seems weird. But good 4 u. at least you know someone likes u ALOT
cheekywench 0
FYL ? Doubtful, just shows you know what your doing...lol. I love it when my husband gets it good and makes me cum so hard I lose all sense of time.
Lahir 0
lool win. just think of it this way you ****** her so well that she drooled and was incapable of saying anything but that.
Airicsan 0
or they are mentally ill... :) that brings the mood down
disgraceUK 0
see #14
pablo132 3
that's hot haha
life2007 0
I've drooled during sex the sex usually makes into my most favorite sex memories
darkangel8799 0
My husband would have taken that as a compliment and said, "You're welcome !"
LullzKitteh 1
doesn't anyone else think that op's gf actually said HE drooled a little, as in she wasn't impressed by his skills?