nicknack22
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I made my new girlfriend orgasm for the first time. All she said after was "I drooled a little". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Jon
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I gave my girlfriend an orgasm for the first time only to realise she squeals like a baby pig in the process. FML
shitfaced
Sassenheim, Netherlands
Today, I kissed my girlfriend for the first time. She recoiled in horror and asked if someone had taken a shit in my mouth. FML
WinnerWinnerNotEatingDinner
Arlington, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Effective
Today, I was the first guy ever to give my girlfriend an orgasm. I was also the first guy to make her poop at the same time. FML
Anonymous
Red Deer, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I gave my girlfriend an orgasm for the first time. She's a screamer. Her dog must have thought I was attacking her, because he immediately came over and started savaging me. FML
shmarf
Belton, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Snowball
Today, my girlfriend gave me my first ever blowjob and she surprised me by deciding to swallow. Or so I thought. When she came up to kiss me, she spat my man-milk into my mouth and almost pissed herself laughing when I freaked out and nearly threw up. FML
alf
France
Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML
Anonymous
Addlestone, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I gave my girlfriend an orgasm. It was great until mid-gasm when she swung her arm out and knocked me out. She still can't stop laughing. FML
Anonymous
London, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Nice outing
Today, I decided to treat my girlfriend by eating her out. After a while I thought she was going to cum, but instead she farted in my mouth. FML
Jenn
Fort Wayne, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had my first astounding orgasm, during which I simultaneously shat myself and vomited. I'm so thankful my new partner was present. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML
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emilyyy_fml 0
that's definitely a good thing, dude
WhatThePhuc 0
i believe that's a good review, not a bad one
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Comments (62)
Natalie2k8 6
Guys fart around girls and your grossed out by a little drool? Loosen up!
JoshB_24 10
I'll never know why guys do that around girls lol
reaver621 0
dood thats a damn good thing. pretty damn sexxxyy
pewp 5
dude, you are complaining about that??? when my girlfriend tells me that, that means it was really fu**ing good!
pdoom 0
yes, this is a FTW moment, not FML.
CDub7888 0
#29 has it right. This is a good thing. This is a FANTASTIC thing. What in your mind is bad about this situation!?
podrummer9209 0
#11 = win. However, this is more like... learn how to keep going.
jsmith1199 4
cyber fist bump now raise the bar- try to make her either a) pass out or b) have a mini seizure
SaraJean2 0
Lol @ 32 Mini seizure!
podrummer9209 0
#32: Making them unable to support their own weight is another goal. It's both satisfying, because you know you're damn good, and funny as hell, because they're trying and failing to get up XD
weirdshitsucks 0
shes an ungrateful bitch isn't she?