Today, I made my brother go to the grocery store to get some frozen pizzas. Ten minutes after he left, the power cut out. Still no power. Still hungry. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after a power outage at my house, my 14-year-old brother was genuinely confused as to why our flashlights still worked if we had no electricity. FML
Today, I heard that there was supposed to be a huge blizzard heading our way, so I went out to stock up on groceries. After spending $600 on food, I drove home and packed most of it into the fridge and freezer just in time for our power to go out. FML
Today, I stood there for 10 minutes trying to fix the toaster, until I called my brother to help me. I'd forgotten that it wasn't plugged in. He now thinks I'm a complete idiot. FML
Today, I woke up to find my power was out. After taking a shower in the dark and being unable to make myself lunch, my power came on two minutes before I had to leave for school. FML
Today, while making lunch, I passed out. After waking up in the hospital, my brother yelled at me for leaving the freezer open. FML
Today, immediately after placing my order and paying for my meal, the Chinese takeout place lost all power. FML
Today, my power went out due to a huge snow storm. I was in desperate need of candles and flashlights. I had to walk to the store since the roads were closed. I walked 4 miles in the blizzard. When I got home, the power came back on. FML
Today, the power was out. I tried to explain to my boyfriend that he wouldn't be able to watch any TV until the power came back on. His response was, "But we have Netflix." FML
Today, there was a power outage at my apartment. I ended up deciding that the power wasn't going to come on any time soon, and that I should go to a hotel for the night. Just after I unpacked at the hotel, my neighbor called to say the power had come back. FML
Today, during a storm-related power failure, I jerry-rigged an inverter from my car to supply the essentials. In doing so, I managed to blow up the fridge, smoke and all. The power came back on 5 minutes later. FML
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nhlnba2 6
Maybe go somewhere and get some different food yourself? It's not that hard
DocBastard 40
It's a shame grocery stores don't sell things that don't need to be heated prior to consumption. Things like fruit, vegetables, and Twinkies. Shame.
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Comments (125)
ThermiteKitten 8
Wait, how did you post this without power? If you have the Internet, you can order online pizza.
fuckmebutdontfml 16
It's this new invention called a celphone, it's incredible but you can actually enter the internet in most of them!!! *rolls eyes*
ThermiteKitten 8
If he can call and use the Internet, then there's really no excuse to whine about being pizza-less.
Trisha_aus 15
Erm the power went out..the phones don't work either where you live?! No cell phones?! Must be in heaven
vcapelo 19
You know pizza isn't the only thing you can eat right? Choose something healthier!
THE_A_TEEN 28
Yeeaaahhh....No!
ITS_SNORLAX 4
It's time for the easy bake oven
fuckmebutdontfml 16
He probably went out of the houae and cut the power himself to get you back for making him go to the grocery store...at least that's what I would have done
Heinousness 0
Noor, This wasn't your best. But kudos for making me chuckle(today hasn't been my best of days either)
kennyKenz 0
Why'd you make your brother go? Lmao. Lazy A$$
THE_A_TEEN 28
Lazy, a, dollar sign, a dollar sign?
mk58 31
59 wants to be Ke-'dollar sign'-ha
perdix 31
Perhaps your pissed-off brother knows where the main breaker is.
Gtoffme24_fml 1
Its called carryout
mobiman98 0
How'd you post this then?