Today, I made my brother go to the grocery store to get some frozen pizzas. Ten minutes after he left, the power cut out. Still no power. Still hungry. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after a power outage at my house, my 14-year-old brother was genuinely confused as to why our flashlights still worked if we had no electricity. FML
Today, I heard that there was supposed to be a huge blizzard heading our way, so I went out to stock up on groceries. After spending $600 on food, I drove home and packed most of it into the fridge and freezer just in time for our power to go out. FML
Today, I stood there for 10 minutes trying to fix the toaster, until I called my brother to help me. I'd forgotten that it wasn't plugged in. He now thinks I'm a complete idiot. FML
Today, I woke up to find my power was out. After taking a shower in the dark and being unable to make myself lunch, my power came on two minutes before I had to leave for school. FML
Today, while making lunch, I passed out. After waking up in the hospital, my brother yelled at me for leaving the freezer open. FML
Today, immediately after placing my order and paying for my meal, the Chinese takeout place lost all power. FML
Today, my power went out due to a huge snow storm. I was in desperate need of candles and flashlights. I had to walk to the store since the roads were closed. I walked 4 miles in the blizzard. When I got home, the power came back on. FML
Today, the power was out. I tried to explain to my boyfriend that he wouldn't be able to watch any TV until the power came back on. His response was, "But we have Netflix." FML
Today, there was a power outage at my apartment. I ended up deciding that the power wasn't going to come on any time soon, and that I should go to a hotel for the night. Just after I unpacked at the hotel, my neighbor called to say the power had come back. FML
Today, during a storm-related power failure, I jerry-rigged an inverter from my car to supply the essentials. In doing so, I managed to blow up the fridge, smoke and all. The power came back on 5 minutes later. FML
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nhlnba2 6
Maybe go somewhere and get some different food yourself? It's not that hard
DocBastard 40
It's a shame grocery stores don't sell things that don't need to be heated prior to consumption. Things like fruit, vegetables, and Twinkies. Shame.
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Comments (125)
bizarre_ftw 22
And to think, had you gone yourself the situation would be Completely different Karma?
sexypants123 0
You stoner >.
leviosarain91 0
Not coming home soon I think
Keyona95 5
Dude it's called a car. Pick up those keys and drive thru the drive thru duhhhh.
CMooreButz 8
How about ordering pizzas, you'll get em much faster and it'll be hot, not frozen.
ricosuave_r8 0
Josehp kony got niggas locked down in africa and u complainin bout waitin 10 or 15 minutes for a pizza ahahahaha. (Go to the nearest farm) find the largest stallion and eat (the fattestt) dick. Ahaha
chrisp87 11
God, you complain a lot.
ViviMage 40
No gas stove?
Comoke1024 19
You act like you had no options! Call your brother and tell him to get peanut butter, jelly, and bread. Go to a restaurant that does have power! Order in. Take those frozen pizzas to a friend's and share. You're in America! I find it hard to believe that your only two options were to cook a frozen pizza or starve.
bosniangirl27 21
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