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Today, I'm so broke that I got buyer's remorse after buying a $2 bottle of pancake syrup. FML

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Grimmerie 31

I hope you kept your receipt.

kidepicfest 0

Put it over bacon. Bacon solves all.

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Grimmerie 31

I hope you kept your receipt.

xlord 27

I think the amount spent on fuel/transport/time wasted is probably more than the $2 from a refund.

jovizzle 8

Aunt Jemima should slap you op.

onlychildFTW 34

For 2 bucks there's no way it's real syrup .

Lucia_Malpense 14

You should. That stuff tastes horrible. Then again, maple syrup's a little expensive....

SquishFish 15

All that pancake syrup is basically high fructose corn syrup with a chemically made maple flavour. Disgusting.

buck33 14

With some butter on warm pancakes... I don't care what it's made of. It's tasty!

kyz_xox 11

I went to the Sugar Shack when I was in Quebec. Their maple syrup is amazing! The candies are yummy too. My favourite maple stuff they made there was the maple butter and the frozen maple syrup they put on the icy snow.

Lucia_Malpense 14

I know, right? My elementary school has an annual Quebec trip and the maple syrup was awesome.

MDTeddy 13

Maple syrup goes on anything. Duhhhh!

SquishFish 15

I should have worded my first comment better. What I meant is the fake stuff. The real stuff from the maple trees..... Is beyond heavenly. Mmm so good. But usually only the fake stuff is labeled as pancake syrup, at least from what I've seen

Lucia_Malpense 14

Exactly! Maybe it's because I'm Canadian, but I can't stand the fake stuff.

onlychildFTW 34

The fake stuff is disgusting. It doesn't even taste like maple syrup. It's just disgusting. Haha. Really no other word for it. Being in Canada you really don't see the fake stuff for sale.

counterfit 10

My brother's father in law used the leftovers from his friend's sugar house to make maple mead last year. It was strong and delicious and everything right in the world.

cheekyterier 13

economy sucks, eh?

NeDaroft 5

Canadian impression or something ?

tressie_fml 6

I didn't know "eh" was only in Canada...

Dracoboxer357 36

78- I'm a bit guilty of living the Canadian stereo type myself, from saying Eh, eating poutine, and building igloos in the winter for the fun of it, right down to apologizing to people who run into me, making maple syrup on the BBQ, ice fishing on the lake and riding my pet polar bear to work after I take my beaver for a walk. ;P I'm living the northern dream, my friend. ;)

Dracoboxer357 36

^ *Face palm* I meant #77. Moron moment. :p

juicyfresh 7

Lol even I believed this. and I am from Canada. well.. Toronto

challan 19

Well, I'm American and I've done all of those things on your list except riding the polar bear to work. (I'm quite jealous)

cheekyterier 13

um...I am from Canada, Nova Scotia to be exact.

cheekyterier 13

#101 don't forget wearing parkas&snowshoes 24/7 365 days a year..

Dracoboxer357 36

110- *Sticks a maple leaf pin on your cowboy hat* Congratulations, you're now an honourary Canadian! ;) Assuming you handle the last challenge. Here, repeat after me: Rrrrrroooooooolllllll up the Rrrrrrrrim to Win! ;P (If you don't get it, don't apply!) ;)

xxjenn27xx 8

That sucks and my comment blows. LOL.

kooochris1995 14

At least you admitted it.

saintsrocksocks 10

Attention seeking much?

xlord 27

The only thing worse than idiotic people is people who realise how stupid a comment is and continue anyway.

musicluvr2000 11

Yes, you do have issues, I see.

dinorider_fml 4

So both are like ********?

twinkiefeets 17

Your 17 and engaged!!!! Wtf

saintsrocksocks 10

17, engaged, AND smokes weed. I think we have a bad ass over here!

dinorider_fml 4

57- since when is being engaged considered badass? Even if she is 17, that's not the right word.

Vball6 19

63- 57 was referring to her smoking weed at 17 as badass, not her being engaged

Krirn 21

I really thought the Mods got to 4's comment, then I read all the replies, checked out her Profile, and started second guessing myself.

Thursday737 7

smoking weed isnt anything to worry about. being 17 and engaged... WTF.

nado13579 12

I think we should teach 63 what sarcasm means.

Big_lama6 7

Well all I can say is I'm grateful I don't have 4's life lol

zandalee 20

Why? She seems really happy.

nevershoutkendal_fml 11

Really, you guys? Her being engaged is none of your business and it's quite rude for you guys to comment and say mean things about it. You don't know the circumstances. Her boyfriend could be going into the service at a young age, and they need to marry for different reasons. I know some commenters can be pretty harsh, but come on, that crossed the line.

saintsrocksocks 10

I think after seeing what 115 posted, I'm a better person inside.

Danny0522 8

^^If it's none of our business then why did she put in on her profile?

MyV6Thunderbird 1

When it is put on her public profile, it becomes our business. Climb down off that rag #115

nevershoutkendal_fml 11

I'm saying that it's rude to scoff at something like that. That's very low.

KiddNYC1O 22

Hell yes! Nice car!!

eshaa 5

Aww. Try applying for jobs..(:

tifani322 13

I'm sure he has...

sarah6786 14

How do you know they don't already have a job? Times are tough these days...

kidepicfest 0

Put it over bacon. Bacon solves all.

rhaemese 9

They could wrap themselves in bacon and ***** themselves out...

Big_lama6 7

Wise words!

scrappy23 4

Except the bacon may put him even more in remorse. Then again it is bacon...!

rhaemese 9

Well, if he feels remorse, he needs to pray to the bacon gods for his evil thoughts. Only then can one truly enjoy the bacon.

12GaugeTurtle 1

Money spent on bacon is always money well spent.

Wishez 12

Don't forget the duct tape

DeadxManxWalking 27

Even cancer?

br0ccoli 15

Has everyone forgotten how expensive bacon is compared to the $2 syrup?

saintsrocksocks 10

56- who cares how much Bacon costs. Bacon is Bacon.

BulldogHoops 14

Lol obviously broccoli is trying to dissuade us from buying bacon. Also, OP: If you have buyer's remorse from bacon, eat the bacon. Remorse = gone.

15949058 4

Bacon solves everything. No buyers remorse there

SquishFish 15

Hope you can get out of that sticky situation! Thumbs down for bad pun in 3...2...1.....

tifani322 13

If you know youre going to be thumbed down... Why even bother posting the comment?

mykalt18 2

I think the fact that you stated that you would be getting thumbed down got you more thumb downs than your first statement alone would have.

MichellinMan 20

THUMBCEPTION

SquishFish 15

Exactly 79, exactly.

305Miami 0

I feel your pain man, I had to move from my dream apartment.

zandalee 20

What the ****. Why is everyone thumbing you down for having to move out of your dream apartment?! Have a heart guys. No one has dreams anymore? Sheesh.

SqueakyChipmunk 22

All I have are nightmares. *twitch*

SarcasticUnicorn 9

If it really bothers you that much, and you don't need it, just return it. It might make you feel better. Then again, you wouldn't have any pancake syrup.

SqueakyChipmunk 22

Yeah, OP. Keep the syrup, find 12's unicorn and have some good old fashioned unicorn pancakes.

SarcasticUnicorn 9

No. Stop! D: my poor unicorn.

dav3800 7

Pancake syrup is horrible. Due to my Canadian pride, I believe OP should've gotten maple syrup imported to their home. No remorse in that.

nina21194 12

Lol I love maple syrup

Psych101 9

Don't be sad. Syrup is always a smart buy.