Today, while looking through my wedding photos, I realised my wife had done a duck face in every single one. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got my daughter's school pictures. Instead of smiling, she did the duck face. She's 6. FML
Today, I was looking at my wedding photos. The photographer moved onto the "candid" shots and thought it would be cute to have pics of us making out at the reception. I have blonde hair. The girl in the picture did not. FML
Today, I got my wedding photos back. The only decent picture of my husband and me together also featured a fat guy in a crop top behind us. FML
Today, I saw an employee showing off a picture on his phone. I couldn't quite see what it was and tried to inject myself in to the conversation. "Whatcha got there, a cow?" It wasn't. It was a photo of his wife, posing in her wedding dress for the first time since their wedding day several years and children ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in my Facebook pictures "highlights my mustache." FML
Today, I discovered my wife has a YouTube channel dedicated to 20 second videos of her wearing a fake mustache and making weird sounds. FML
Today, my wife and I were out with another couple we're friends with. When we went back to their house, we looked at old pictures. They showed us a great picture, and I said, "It would've been a lot better if that fat chick didn't ruin it in the background." It was the woman from the couple. FML
Today, a woman showed me a copy of my wedding picture with her face photoshopped over mine. I burst into tears and cussed her out for being a creepy bitch. She had proof my husband had sent it to her that way, saying “this is how it should’ve been”. She was just trying to warn me. FML
Today, my sister got her retouched wedding photos. Apparently one of the things she had the professional do was edit me out of them. FML
Today, my wife showed me what was missing in our marriage with a Twilight video montage. FML
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SkoomaKi 28
*sigh* It seems you can't escape duck faces anywhere. That stupid face ruins any photo.
TallestThoughts 12
BANG!
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Comments (340)
SkoomaKi 28
*sigh* It seems you can't escape duck faces anywhere. That stupid face ruins any photo.
LoveMay 10
Oh god…they're .... EVERYWHERE!
Cad6 24
Duck faces scare the hell 'outta me, with those enormous, bulging eyes and that scary morphed face look.
JayJaysGirl 0
Say to her: "Babe, I married you..not Daisy Duck."
Donat96 20
Congrats OP, you married an idiot 14 year old girl. Have a nice marriage.
AwkwardPartyBear 24
When will people realize that they are NOT ducks? It just ruffles my feathers!
aaahhhfire21 0
Damn jersey shore has ruined everything
mhopper 13
I don't understand how girls can think they look attractive while making that dumb face! Whatever happened to smiling? Maybe they have horrible rotten teeth?
Beeftinkle 13
Oh boohoo your life is over cuz your wife likes to make a face at the camera, 2 years ago no one even cared about it, just more silly stuff to complain about added everyday ;D
thelastavailable 13
I thought guys liked the duck face! What a relief to be proven wrong!
mattorama 15
Duck face has been around LOOOOOOOOOOONG before that crap show came out.
alexup24 13
I want a one-way ticket off this planet.
alexup24 13
101- Did you just leave your cave?
DuffleBagHero 4
You guys will not understand till you do it, sure it ruins pictures but it fuels people's hatred towards it. And I can't help but laugh at some of the comments you guys make on how you ridicule the duck face. Silly faces are fun in pictures guys; get over it
DuffleBagHero 4
38-14 year old girl ? Erm, I'm pretty sure some 14-17 year olds do that too. He'll even 18+ . None of the 14 year olds I know do that anyways.
Mommyof2_91 10
Sorry 151, but when I was 14 that was probably the only time I did it. But then I grew up and realized how ridiculous I looked when I did that. How embarrassing...
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
149- girls don't make that face because they're trying to do a 'silly' face. More then half the time they think they look spankin' hot, and do it to look sexy.
TheWrongRight 5
It seems that duck faces are becoming an epidemic....
DuffleBagHero 4
Well, to me, Me and a couple friends used to do it because we would make fun of girls who did in their picture. We weren't completely serious about it though. And what would be a silly picture if the people don't look stupid in the first place. Do you want them to be serious about it? And you can smile while hiding your teeth too. It's not only the duck face.
DuffleBagHero 4
But then again duck faces weren't as popular back when I was 14. It use to be a silly face till people tried doing it to look cute. At least where I grew up :O
LV1326 0
Yes, because "silly" faces in photos are what I would be going for in every single one of my wedding pictures.
maronofhearts 19
Yeah come on guys we should all do duck faces in our wedding pics because that's what you're paying thousands of dollars for you new FB profile pic. Listen to duffle what's wrong with ruining quite possibly a once in a lifetime event that youll always remember
idntwannaknow 3
It's amazing how so many people take an iPhone, look in a bathroom mirror, and take dumb pictures of themselves. First of all, nobody wants to see your bathroom via your profile picture. Secondly, the flash from the phone camera takes up half the picture anyways. Lastly, NOBODY LIKES THE ******* DUCKFACE!
JMTS 0
Feed her some bread...
ReesieBanana21 12
Omg yeah
thenoobftw 3
185- Your logic makes no sense -.-". Doing the duck face to make fun of people who do the duck face seriously??? That's not making fun of people who do the duck face but joining them.
randomkayx3 11
Girls like Duffle are the ones that make me ashamed of being a teenage girl. Man, **** society.
DuffleBagHero 4
Well those were the teenage years, it's funny . And if you hate your teenage years too bad, cause I enjoyed mines :/ that really sucks !
KendratheUnicorn 0
Duffle or whatever, just shut up.
therealslim 15
DuffleBagHero, I doubt OP's wife would be doing the duck to try and look 'silly'. It was for their wedding photos..
candiixxoo 3
#149 Is just pissed cuz they do the duck face.
smartassking 0
This made my day xD
smartassking 0
Dufflebaghero BITCH PLEASE!!
brutal_banger 10
I was scrolling through all the comments to find one girl with a duck face ready to defend the wife haven't found one yet they must've learned
fadingfaith 4
This! Before people used digital cameras, now they're taking mirror pictures with dslrs.
Yourheadache 19
#232, just shut up.....duck faces are stupid and so are the people who make them...
cameron194 9
THANK YOU 312..., if u didn't say it, I would've lol xD
Chris93Jones 20
photoshop a smile on every picture
TallestThoughts 12
BANG!
sonrisapreciosa 6
Long live the memories!
Syntax_fml 4
Proof that non-duck face looks 100000000000 times better than duck face.
kkillaj 5
Duck hunting season
v1kt4r 13
hopefully that shot was in the face... the whole.. load :D
hellbilly205 17
2 i was hoping someone would have said that lol
studdmuffin1990 7
ur ******* gay
alexup24 13
128- We all did, so you just killed it.
randeep101 5
2 u look like a vampire!!! ur so pale
Angitia 8
I don't get it...
ninjakittyxx 5
Maybe that's just how her face is. Like a duck. :3
s14240sx 7
And you're probably a fat cow with improper grammar. Therefore your comment is invalid.
HighGTurn 12
Double tap!!!
deransc 19
You have to title each photo with "BANG"
missyj0 12
Pictures to show the grandchildren!
The_Hitdude 12
I'd burn those pictures before anyone saw them. Duckface is the beign of our existences.
lotrgeek 10
Oh my god. It's spelled B-A-N-E!
The_Hitdude 12
Calm the **** down! I appreciate the correction, but damn! Get the pole out of your ass.
Allahu_Akbar 1
I'm bet there will be worse poses by that time...
instnt1nfction 17
The frog face almost started to get around, not that famous or ugly as the duck face.
JRieb 0
#64 Bane
Angieboo227 0
Better get the shotgun
gurly98 13
Bang bang!!! Time for a duck hunt
iamBrody 1
Nah, it's still wabbit season!
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
Duck season!
iamBrody 1
Wabbit!
Da_Bauss435 8
OK, rabbit season Ha! No it's duck season OK, BANG!
failgamer 7
Did anyone else think of a shotgun wedding when he said "better get the shotgun."
itsame0987 18
You should scan them into the computer and edit them all with "Bang! Duck Hunt!"
melantysaurus 3
No indeed. I would call it prolapsed anus face. Maybe that would stop it
Heinousness 0
Here a duck, there a duck, every where a duck-OP'S WIFE! What's she doing on old MacDonald's farm?
1094568 1
U ruined it
TheElderTROLLZ 15
114 - That made no sense to me. At all.
Vegeto30294 19
Old McDonald had a farm. E, I, E, I, O
cameron194 9
Little bit better 220, but not much ..
ClosetTroll 10
And you didn't realize this when the pictures were being taken?
taradeborde87 3
@8, I'm sure he was too busy looking at the camera, not starting at her face. There are some pictures where the bride and groom are looking at each other, I guess, but if this is the first time he noticed, then I'd just assume they were both looking at the camera...
JOEGERNAUTT 1
How? He's needs to be looking at the camera -_____-
ClosetTroll 10
What I meant was how could she get away with it in every picture? A simple "Hey honey, don't ruin the picture." would have prevented the catastrophe in many of them.
ClosetTroll 10
I think it's reasonable to assume that not every picture in the album is of them staring at the camera.
ReesieBanana21 12
So true!! xD
shinshoku13 19
Well apparently it wasnt safe to assume since your wrong
bananasquid21 6
105- Your comment is of no use whatsoever.
ClosetTroll 10
you're* Where am I wrong? All I'm asking is, how could he not see his wife pulling the duck face in each and every picture throughout the album?
noelykins1 19
I completely agree! And by the way most the time when girls do duck faces they are trying to be silly or they are messing around with friends oh and there's a difference between duck face and kissy face. Duck face is flat lips that kind of look swollen. Kissy face is a pucker of the lips. Oh and how could the husband not dare look at his wife before the camera snapped?
brutal_banger 10
166 he used the right your "Your comment is of no use whatsoever" that your is possessive the one you "corrected" is another way of saying you are aka "you are comment is of no use whatsoever" if you want to be a grammar Nazi at least do it right :/
ClosetTroll 10
#256, I was replying to 161.
deransc 19
You're wrong for correcting the correct use of your. You sir, are a dumbass.
thegreathawk 0
divorce, anyone?
Nevereverland 8
Ya thats the best solution, and a good enough reason , especially wasting money on lawyers totally worth it.
TheBibo14 0
Yeah why not. Lol. Jk. I completely agree. People now days look for divorce reasons.
mk58 31
Attorney: What are the grounds for your divorce? OP: She made duck faces in our wedding photos. Attorney: Uh...
skyttlz 32
Wow
KunoKanashimi 3
Why is FML people's solutions to everything breaking up or suing?
laden_swallow09 35
Nah, annulment's the way to go. Much less money and much less hassle.
tklone329 0
Damn i hope noone married u?
Unlucky_Gun 0
It was a joke
MoonPhase123 4
Umm. No.
TheBibo14 0
I agree with not divorcing. Not divorce.
Soloman212 28
60- I think any reasonable divorce court would understand.
boschwachter 7
Guys.. I feel like 9 was mocking how most FML's related to marriage or relationships everyone says "DIVORCE!" or "DUMP HIM/HER". Because, I was going to do the same thing. You can thumbs up him now.
deransc 19
She needs a duck-face intervention - not a divorce.
staymintyfresh 13
You need to sit her down with all her friends and have an intervention.
sickenedwinter86 0
Divorce her... She is clearly an idiot.
zenrael 21
For some reason divorce can answer all ur problems... NOT!
foreverhurt 6
Yeah, cause that's such a good reason for a divorce.
cooIbeans 0
i'm interested, really. please, tell me more about your bright ideas :)
gibbyguppy 0
What the duck. Are u quackers? There's no need to take flight just because of this minor incident. Had to be done. Peace out bitches
tklone329 0
Damn u really are sick ?! O.o