Today, I made my brother go to the grocery store to get some frozen pizzas. Ten minutes after he left, the power cut out. Still no power. Still hungry. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after a power outage at my house, my 14-year-old brother was genuinely confused as to why our flashlights still worked if we had no electricity. FML
Today, I heard that there was supposed to be a huge blizzard heading our way, so I went out to stock up on groceries. After spending $600 on food, I drove home and packed most of it into the fridge and freezer just in time for our power to go out. FML
Today, I stood there for 10 minutes trying to fix the toaster, until I called my brother to help me. I'd forgotten that it wasn't plugged in. He now thinks I'm a complete idiot. FML
Today, I woke up to find my power was out. After taking a shower in the dark and being unable to make myself lunch, my power came on two minutes before I had to leave for school. FML
Today, while making lunch, I passed out. After waking up in the hospital, my brother yelled at me for leaving the freezer open. FML
Today, immediately after placing my order and paying for my meal, the Chinese takeout place lost all power. FML
Today, my power went out due to a huge snow storm. I was in desperate need of candles and flashlights. I had to walk to the store since the roads were closed. I walked 4 miles in the blizzard. When I got home, the power came back on. FML
Today, the power was out. I tried to explain to my boyfriend that he wouldn't be able to watch any TV until the power came back on. His response was, "But we have Netflix." FML
Today, there was a power outage at my apartment. I ended up deciding that the power wasn't going to come on any time soon, and that I should go to a hotel for the night. Just after I unpacked at the hotel, my neighbor called to say the power had come back. FML
Today, during a storm-related power failure, I jerry-rigged an inverter from my car to supply the essentials. In doing so, I managed to blow up the fridge, smoke and all. The power came back on 5 minutes later. FML
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nhlnba2 6
Maybe go somewhere and get some different food yourself? It's not that hard
DocBastard 40
It's a shame grocery stores don't sell things that don't need to be heated prior to consumption. Things like fruit, vegetables, and Twinkies. Shame.
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Comments (125)
vbmg152 19
Call Pizza Hut!
ayyemmcee 1
Get on caveman status and go hunt your food.
welshjumper 4
One word: Drive-Thru
harbqll 0
You don't have a gas stove? YDI for being a primate.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Having an ELECTRIC stove equals being an unevolved monkey? What kind of crazy Conspiracy theorist history has Giorgeo Tsoukalos tought you?
lollipop77_fml 6
Own a barbeque? Cook 'em on low heat - amazing!!
PaperCandles 0
Poor thing
mk58 31
What, there's no food at ALL in your house? Where do you live, in a cardboard box where you happen to have a computer?
capnbzarr 43
If you hadn't mentioned that you *made him* get them for you, I wouldn't have had to click "YDI"...
Ticketless 5
At least it wasn't already in the oven.
fuggeditall 0
If you guys had no eletricity, how could you post this FML?