Today, I made my brother go to the grocery store to get some frozen pizzas. Ten minutes after he left, the power cut out. Still no power. Still hungry. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after a power outage at my house, my 14-year-old brother was genuinely confused as to why our flashlights still worked if we had no electricity. FML
Today, I heard that there was supposed to be a huge blizzard heading our way, so I went out to stock up on groceries. After spending $600 on food, I drove home and packed most of it into the fridge and freezer just in time for our power to go out. FML
Today, I stood there for 10 minutes trying to fix the toaster, until I called my brother to help me. I'd forgotten that it wasn't plugged in. He now thinks I'm a complete idiot. FML
Today, I woke up to find my power was out. After taking a shower in the dark and being unable to make myself lunch, my power came on two minutes before I had to leave for school. FML
Today, while making lunch, I passed out. After waking up in the hospital, my brother yelled at me for leaving the freezer open. FML
Today, immediately after placing my order and paying for my meal, the Chinese takeout place lost all power. FML
Today, my power went out due to a huge snow storm. I was in desperate need of candles and flashlights. I had to walk to the store since the roads were closed. I walked 4 miles in the blizzard. When I got home, the power came back on. FML
Today, the power was out. I tried to explain to my boyfriend that he wouldn't be able to watch any TV until the power came back on. His response was, "But we have Netflix." FML
Today, there was a power outage at my apartment. I ended up deciding that the power wasn't going to come on any time soon, and that I should go to a hotel for the night. Just after I unpacked at the hotel, my neighbor called to say the power had come back. FML
Today, during a storm-related power failure, I jerry-rigged an inverter from my car to supply the essentials. In doing so, I managed to blow up the fridge, smoke and all. The power came back on 5 minutes later. FML
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nhlnba2 6
Maybe go somewhere and get some different food yourself? It's not that hard
DocBastard 40
It's a shame grocery stores don't sell things that don't need to be heated prior to consumption. Things like fruit, vegetables, and Twinkies. Shame.
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Comments (125)
ZZDomoZZ 1
Then go out to eat you shitty Gollum
mk58 31
That's a new insult to add to my arsenal... *raspy voice* Precious, my precious...
wittygirl 8
I had really stopped and pondered of you had a cell phone, coulda called him and went to get some dollar menu goodness of death xD
LunaTics_fml 3
Call Dominos!
CookieRaider2015 5
You're not a tree. Move.
linkinpark98 24
I like cold pizza.... :3
mrjamjama66 5
Get a gas stove
rotcgirl101 7
That's really bad, you sound like a two year old whining about how to eat something!
Taymah49 7
Did he get something snackable?
ReesieBanana21 12
Soon, it will the whole world against us!!!
tomtato 10
cold turkey treatment