Today, I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while, then stopped to get my breath back... She carried on moaning even though I'd stopped moving. FML
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Today, while going down on my girlfriend, she stopped moaning and told me to stop because she couldn't fake it anymore. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Its was pretty good and heavy and she was moaning nicely. Then her moans got softer and softer and then nothing. She fell asleep. FML
Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML
Today, I gave my girlfriend an orgasm. It was great until mid-gasm when she swung her arm out and knocked me out. She still can't stop laughing. FML
Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she started moaning and breathing heavily. I thought she was getting hot and was about to cum. Unfortunetly, she soon said, "I'm bored, let's play a board game." She was sighing, not moaning. FML
Today, I went down on my girlfriend. In the midst of her orgasm, she grabbed my head with her legs, performing a submission most UFC fighters could be proud of, and she held on for so long that I almost suffocated. FML
Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. This is the seventh time in a row that she hasn't moved or made any noises the entire way through. FML
Today, my girlfriend was going down on me. She only did it for 30 seconds, stopped, then said, "I'm not in the mood anymore." FML
Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she suddenly stopped and yelled "STOP!". I stopped, scared I'd hurt her. She then yelled "HAMMER TIME!" and started to dance. We never finished. FML
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csigabajnok 0
This has to mean you're TOO good! ;)
JordynAlexis 0
Arise, fair maiden, I have penetrate thou's divine walls through thy hole that fit thee's battering ram.
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Comments (85)
MEGAJOSH 0
#14 made me laugh hysterically, I really don't know why. Anyway, despite the fact that I really could not tell if a girl was faking or not, her continuing to moan is definitely normal and certainly a good thing. Keep on *******...
Mamu1977 0
Good on you, you've got here dickmatized.
Natalie2k8 6
1) if she was faking, then at least she cares enough to fake. 2) maybe she was moaning because she was disappointed that you stopped.
CDub7888 0
I don't think this is necessarily a bad thing. If you don't have to try to get a girl off and she's into you, then more power to ya.
rebel_brat_baby 0
you must be big then? lol
inlimbo11 0
not an FML. but you still fail for thinking she was faking it. how bout you get some confidence and ****** tear her vag up instead of "penetrating" her.
mellowyellowww 0
so would you rather her not moaning over you being inside?? hahahaha
bite_me1818 0
uhm i think thatt. she was fakinggg itt. lmao. do it again. andd actualy pay ateention.
EmreArslan 11
Howly crap! What a fail in grammar, where are the grammar nazi's when you really need them!
boxofrogs 2
oh god both of you, please, please stop typing forever
iamtenyearsago 0
That's not an FML story. That's a f***, I'm so good at sex story. Sometimes when it's really intense and you stop, there's kind of a "gotta catch my breath, this is fabulous" sort of moan.
HahahaThatsFunny 0
She was probably trying to get her breath back too and it probably still felt good not to mention she was probably having a huge ****** and people moan when they just have an ****** ! And I don't get how this is an FML ....