Dope
United States
Today, I tried to sell 2,000 options contracts, but I bought them instead, resulting in a big loss. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Noname
France
Today, I've just lost over £12,000 and it's not even halfway through the trading day. FML
ticker $fml
United States
Nothing to do with us
Today, after I lost $5000 in crypto yesterday, I'm now down about $150k total since the start of the year. I just deployed more and bought $FML to make up for the losses. Hopefully it’ll happen. FML
extants
United States
Today, I found out my broker invested my $6000 in the wrong stock. How did I find out? He called me to let me know the stock crashed. FML
Dave
United States
Today, a vendor contacted me to let me know that our contract renewal went through. Turns out, I misread our original contract and now I've obligated our company to buy $24k of services, when my boss wanted to cancel it. It's only February and I already know I'm not getting a bonus this year. FML
Anonymous
La Crosse, United States
Today, I gambled on a fart and lost. FML
mustanggt
Today, I submitted an offer on a house. I got a call a few minutes later saying that it had collapsed. FML
Anonymous
A tax on irresponsability
Today, I turned $50 into 25k, all off sports gambling, but then lost most of it before I could even take the money out. I'm now sitting on about $1500 to my name. FML
Anonymous
One hell of a poker game?
Today, I lost 1200 dollars, my fiancée, my dog, my apartment, and my car. FML
JONNO
Today, I got fired from my position as a financial investor for giving a client the exact investment he asked for, even though the investment was out of my mandate, and I had gone to my direct manager to authorize the investment. My manager was promoted. FML
Anonymous
Burn the stock market down
Today, after I sold the bulk of my employer-granted stocks last week, assuming its the highest price the stock would reach in a while, it's now nearly 30% higher to the price I sold at. FML
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redeagle852 0
I bet I am one of the only readers on this website, besides the poster, that actually knows what an Option Contract is!
lundo 3
#2 is probly right cause my responce was going to be something like what the **** are you babilling about
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redeagle852 0
I bet I am one of the only readers on this website, besides the poster, that actually knows what an Option Contract is!
NE7SSIE 2
I know what they are too! Specializin in finance for my diploma :D
ArgentumAurum 24
Good for you (sarcasm intended)
KrazyKatz3 26
Tell us so...
lundo 3
#2 is probly right cause my responce was going to be something like what the **** are you babilling about
bitch_pleez 10
Probably* because* response* babbling* LEARN TO SPELL, FUCKTARD!!!!!
Mcstud1y 30
You would think you would be killing Jews with that amount of grammar nazi.
sthanu150 0
hi. i'm the guy who does his job. you must be the other guy.
Sipos 0
Oh well, at least it isn't your money you lost (apart from your bonus).
dahockeymasta12 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
#2, I don't only because I'm 12. Could someone please explain it for me (and not dumbed down, cause I'm actually one of the few grade school kids who actually pays attention in class and knows something about finance).
Peachy2392 26
You're 12. The only thing you know about finance is the allowance you receive from your parents.
alphabetta 23
Actually, he's 16 or 17 now, so he probably knows more about finance than he did in 2009...
ArgentumAurum 24
I doubt it would be that difficult to grasp, you probably wouldn't need to know a whole lot about finance (if you do anyway)
thatguynamedsky 32
he's had plenty of time to figure it out
Bam_Slowman 0
Options are not easy to explain. They are a right but not an obligation to purchase a set number of shares or goods at a predetermined price at a future date from another party.
nuts_in_your_fac 1
the OP had the option of being interesting, he didn't exercise it.
Metzler31 17
ehhh 9th! haha and its been 2 and a half years.
Scottz 0
I an 10th I would like to thank every one who supported me threw this time! You guys rock!
awkward_turtles 1
Yeah. I'm 11th and I'm posting this 2 and a half years after the FML was posted. Not much of an accomplishment there.