Today, I made a Facebook post about my upcoming driving test. My grandpa said he knew I would succeed, prompting my idiot boyfriend to reply "For sure, she really knows how to suck seed ;)" followed by him liking his own comment. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on Facebook, only to see my grandpa had posted "feeling horny" with my grandma. FML
Today, a guy commented on a picture of my boyfriend and I kissing on facebook, and said to please stop 'testing' him. He also messaged me saying how he wishes he could get a girlfriend like me, that I'm gorgeous, and that he wants to go out with me. I'm his cousin. FML
Today, I took my driving test. It was all going well until out of habit from driving with my boyfriend, I reached over and held my instructor's hand. FML
Today, my girlfriend finally got a Facebook account. Too bad she doesn't know the difference between a wall post and a message. She just described how much she enjoyed our sex last night, in great detail. My mom liked it. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend posted on my boyfriend's Facebook wall. Apparently, I give awful blowjobs. FML
Today, my boyfriend posted a status on Facebook saying what a great girlfriend he had. Flattered, I commented on it, saying that I felt the same about him. Turns out he was talking about his other girlfriend. FML
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to hack my Facebook and "like" everybody's statuses. This includes my boyfriend's about his grandmother dying. FML
Today, as a joke, I put a picture of a sonogram on my girlfriend's Facebook. Now her entire family hates me, and her mother has started the two-hour drive to come pull her out of college. Whoops. FML
Today, after feeling fat and ugly and a bit depressed, I logged on to Facebook to see my boyfriend had posted "I have the most beautiful girlfriend in the world!" I 'liked' it and commented "Aww thank you baby!" I logged in later to see that he commented back saying "I didn't mean you." FML
Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
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Top comments
pliskon_snake 14
There's a fine line between trying to be funny and disrespect towards family. I'm pretty certain your boyfriend just crossed it with a huge leap.
Mr_Mole 24
I think you know you've outgrown him.
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Comments (88)
Dexter83_fml 17
Yer get rid of that idiot find someone who will be supporting
Dominus101 20
Time to drop that deadweight OP, your not going any where fast with him
WinterChild 20
Does your boyfriend ever lick the windows of his short school bus? No reason...
spacefish966 18
FUCKTARD
BoaNikolaos 14
That's what boyfriends supposed to do
laden_swallow09 35
Pff, hahahaha! No.
BiGTiMeNeRD 29
That's fun knee.
Mons_fml 27
That is sooo awkward, yet still i ******* love your boyfriend.
laden_swallow09 35
Go suck him off since you love him so damn much. You two deserve each other.
StiffPvtParts 43
Sounds to me like your boyfriend is ready for the next step in your relationship, and by "next step" I mean the step where you dump him and he becomes your ex boyfriend. Don't let him drag you down to his level.
more4me 27
What a jackass! Good luck on your test!
aeryn97 17
I know how much that stinks. one of my friends posted something immature in a drunken state overnight and my dad was thoroughly disgusted by it and my mom was demanding I delete it. I'm 35 and I don't live at home. they called me at 6am to remove it. it couldn't wait 3 hrs because it had the F word in the post....yea...