Today, a guy commented on a picture of my boyfriend and I kissing on facebook, and said to please stop 'testing' him. He also messaged me saying how he wishes he could get a girlfriend like me, that I'm gorgeous, and that he wants to go out with me. I'm his cousin. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Two-stroke
Today, my boyfriend posted a status on Facebook saying what a great girlfriend he had. Flattered, I commented on it, saying that I felt the same about him. Turns out he was talking about his other girlfriend. FML
Today, a guy professed his love for me in front of my friends. The guy is my first cousin. FML
Today, after feeling fat and ugly and a bit depressed, I logged on to Facebook to see my boyfriend had posted "I have the most beautiful girlfriend in the world!" I 'liked' it and commented "Aww thank you baby!" I logged in later to see that he commented back saying "I didn't mean you." FML
Sussy
Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
Smooth, real smooth
Today, a guy asked me out on Facebook, then called me a conceited bitch when I said no. I don't know, dude; maybe it's just that I already have a boyfriend, that you asked me out on Facebook, and that you posted the same message on 4 other girls' walls as well. FML
Self report
Today, when going to bed after a night of heavy drinking, my boyfriend told me he was in love with his cousin, and that she’s way prettier than me. Later in the morning, he said it was just "drunk talk." FML
Today, I posted a picture of my boyfriend and I kissing on facebook. He untagged himself. FML
The girl?
Today, my mate was bragging about the nudes he was getting from this random girl, he proceeded to show me... It was my cousin. FML
The good old days
Today, I saw my boyfriend of two years had joined a group on Facebook called "Guys who are proud of their girlfriends". I smiled and was about to like it when I noticed a comment below from a girl saying, "Awww thanks babe :) xxxx." FML
Slipped my mind
Today, I was complaining to my best friend about my weird cousin and how annoying he is whenever I see him (which isn't often, thankfully). She replied, “Isn’t that my boyfriend you're talking about?” Turns out, yes. Yes, he is. FML
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Tearing 0
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
foolishworkerbee 0
wincest?
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narcoticjunkie 0
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wtf, I think you are leading him on, he seems to be getting the hint.
strandedinalimo 0
I think you're leading him on too"
sexidimplez 0
lmao ****** red necks
bhangu023 0
just say no kids
sugarbabyxoxo 2
nothin says lovin like ****** your own cousin! (jk obviously ahahah)
missASHLEYnicole 0
haha well there's nothin like family lovin' totally kiddin. even tho that's gross, it's funny as hell. lol
Plasmolyze 0
maybe his facebook is hacked and the hacker probably doing this as a joke?
YourGoinDown14 2
if you can't keep it in your pants, keep it I. your family!! wooo lol
srunano 4
No go for it OP, nothing wrong can come from this, aside from another George Bush, or that kid from Harold and Kumar escape Guantanamo Bay. Other than that you have the green light to go ahead...lol
advent2060 4
lol awesome comment #9 I say go for it everything is worth trying once lol jkjk
silentfog 0
Who would have thought you could get hill billies in Canada
noPENGSinALASKA 0
WINCEST???!!!!!!!!
Brenda_a5 0
oh shit o_O
Ouroboros_fml 0
hey, nothing wrong with 12 toed babies, you just have to think up another errand for the last little piggy...
SealClubber 0
Incest. A game the whole family can play. You know what they say. Incest is best, put your cousin to the test!
Mahyar 2
LOL they live in Canada.. HOW can they be rednecks they are northeners.
killerviral 0
WTF I hate it when ppl hit on other ppl girlfriends damn rednecks
ggggiggity 0
West Virginia much?
sc95060sc 0
this isn't a fml
sugarbabyxoxo 2
@61, seriously there is so Manu rednecks here it's unreal. me being from a hicktown I would know. stop listening to stereo types! lol
ktbird 0
@61 the most redneck people I know are Canadian. Have you ever been to the rural areas of Canada?
Novogrod 0
It's very clear that the OP is a *****!
intolerance 0
wow do u not know how to add? or do u only have 9 toes?
blairjanine 0
cousins make dozens
zac12345 0
was waiting for 51
reyemrein 0
@6 Rednecks in Canada?
DeathShad0 1
Red necks? In Japan cousins marry often.
newmanlyman3 8
soooooooo... your point?
UberFail79 0
Hell yeah are there hicks in Canada! I know some myself. (Yes, a Texan redneck with hick friends all over the WORLD!) I just have to wonder, how do they cope with the more stringent gun control up there? Can't be a true hick without a good gun!
DeathShad0 1
That it's not a big deal?
brii_g 0
how is op leading him on?
BlueJeans2626 0
how is someone from Manitoba a redneck?
frikkinhannah 0
something similar happened to me with my cousin Jake when we were about 7. *shudder*
rebeccajoy 0
I'm from Canada and seriously not even close to red neck, i mean some places maybe but hardly any, I don't know a single red neck... I always thought red Beja came from texas?
KaylaDesirae 7
she's saying twelve toes because incest makes deformities. so if the kid got one extra toe on each foot, that'll be twelve. dumbass
codybookmiller 0
A
NzaHaFML 13
That fact that she says he's her cousin, should say enough about the invalidity of your comment.
NeatNit 33
I just needed to say... *Me and my boyfriend*, not my boyfriend and I. That is all.
Senasams 14
You're not even right, it's "my boyfriend and me"
gogo44444 28
#208, #213 you are both wrong, it's "my boyfriend and I" whenever it's you and someone else you always say "(insert name here) and I"
Eskimidget 6
#214 No...it's not. That's a common misconception. Basically remove the other person. If the sentence makes sense with "I", then you use it. If it makes sense with "me", then you use it. My boyfriend and me is correct here. (posted a photo of me) "My boyfriend and I are going to the store" would be correct. (I am going to the store) You can look it up if you don't believe me. It'll take like two minutes.
foolishworkerbee 0
wincest?
Thatguywhotrolls 0
10 internets for you.
tinkerbell1357 0
omg... u think that's bad... me and my bro have been seperated all our lives and when I met him he told me he wanted to date me!!!
kimmy40000 0
Why were u separated?!?
CaysonJon 11
Incest is only a word guys. We need to get over words.
blueeyes24 0
Is he at least your 2nd cousin? that's okay in some states.... jk gross
beepelati 5
if you're first cousins, you i think you can get married but defenetly NOT have kids, as they might come out with and extra arm or other disgusting deformations. if you're second cousins, i think you're ok.
reyemrein 0
Only state that allows first cousins to marry is Utah, and that is only when both of them are over 65.... Good ol' Mormons, pushing the envelope!
mlipro 0
It's okay in some states... To bad the OP is from Canada.
lexa1love 16
Incest related deformities continue until third cousins. So just to be safe...
sammyjo06 14
You're an idiot and don't understand genetics. Having children with close relations means that if there are recessive genetic diseases, deformities, or any kind of abnormalities that are not common in the general population, you have a much higher chance of having a child with those problems than if you married someone in the general population. It does not, however, mean that a child of close relations will automatically be born diseased or with 3 arms, etc. In fact, children of close relations have and can come out perfectly normal. There is just a higher chance that they will not compared to having children with someone genetically different from you.
Tearing 0
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
jimmychunk 0
lmao JERRY JERRY! Episode name: I FLIRT WITH MY COUSIN ONLINE!
caligirl1990 0
incests the best. put your cousin to the test!!!! hahaha jk
niibee 0
jeez i could almost relate just switch cousin with xboyfriend but that is disturbing half or full c0usins?
imdeborah 0
are you guys blood-related? just because someone likes their cousin doesn't mean that they're blood...
strandedinalimo 0
I take it you like a non-blood related cousin?
srunano 4
Lmao Win^^^
Yorih 19
How is it possible to have a non-blood related cousin? The only way I see it is if your blood-related aunt/uncle have a step son/daughter but then wouldn't they just be 'uncle's step son' for example? And not actually your cousin?
Mads_1234 28
Arrested Development
teentee401 37
198 - I have cousins through marriage. My stepmom has nieces and nephews so they aren't blood. They are my "step cousins"
Eddie_Paints 0
Nothing wrong with Kissin Cousins is there? (Beside the moral standpoint I mean!)
the_boob 0
doesn't really matter, a cousin's a cousin, blood-related or not. it's pretty ******* gross.
katrinasomething 0
I agree.
fournineteen 0
why fo I see a banjo?
westzac 7
They live in canada, not the south you ******* halfwit