Today, my brother admitted that he decides whether he will date a girl or not based on the number of likes she gets on her selfies. We share the same blood. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Classy.
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML
Lookalikes
Today, my boyfriend told me that his daughter only liked me because she thought that we look like siblings. FML
My brother the Gigachad
Today, I thought my date last night went quite well, especially when she called me first thing this morning… until it turned out she wasn’t very impressed, and wanted my brother's number instead. The single, successful lawyer, who is 6 inches taller than me, who she saw on my Facebook page. FML
Today, I realized my self confidence is based on the amount of "likes" I have on my Facebook statuses. FML
Today, my brother's recent creepy behavior suddenly made sense when I found "How to seduce your sister?" in his browser search history. FML
Mixed signals
Today, I thought I was going on a date. About 20 minutes into it, after giving her my arm to hold (like a true gentleman) it came up in conversation that my brother is gay. Her response: "Oh, so both you and your brother are gay?" FML
Today, I met my brother's girlfriend. We got talking, and we got onto the subject of tattoos. I said how much I hated tramp stamps, and how they make girls look trashy. She said, "Like this?" and showed me hers. FML
Today, my little brother got his crush to go out with him by impressing her with his level 500 FarmVille. This is the next generation. FML
Today, to avoid looking like a loser in front of his friends who all have girlfriends, my brother made up a perfect relationship. He asked me to give him a hickey in exchange for 50 euros. Our parents walked in on us. FML
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ElMachoNacho 18
And he will probably never find that perfect girl, and he will bother you forever :D
carecow 16
I guess your brother aint much of a personality fan, sorry to hear that.
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ElMachoNacho 18
And he will probably never find that perfect girl, and he will bother you forever :D
timakinz 21
Doesn't sound like he's really looking for "the one".
coming back in the future 30
Hi boo
chosha_fml 27
He'll find her, but she'll think he's an ass.
maurerstein 11
1sr
desoxyn242 14
^ Display the Answer ^
weswheatley 14
^Display the 2nd answer^
desoxyn242 14
^Display All Answers^ Reincarnation.
carecow 16
I guess your brother aint much of a personality fan, sorry to hear that.
Wolfparable 22
I'm always a bit torn on the subject. I mean if you are not attracted to someone in any way it's very hard to have a relationship with them but at the same time personality and how you get along should always be first priority. I don't know personally I'd rather not even go on a first date with someone unless we had gotten to know each other enough beforehand as it seems a bit too shallow to start off by seeing someone and being all "hurr durr you pretty we date?"
cheeeksss 29
#16, while I agree with the point you've made, if you know someone long enough, you can grow fond of them more and more. Sometimes, being attracted to someone's personality and character makes them appear more attractive physically as well.
Wolfparable 22
Well #20 I agree that does happen occasionally and I like the idea of it, in my (rather limited) experience it seems far more common you see people who are or become friends with somebody they are not attracted to and they never give them a chance (not that that is wrong nobody has to date anyone they don't want etc.) yet that same person will see someone they do find attractive and give them multiple chances often ignoring frequent screw ups or deep character flaws. Honestly I don't think I have a point just sort an interesting topic that confuses me a bit at times.
LunaRebirth 7
#20, you're correct. When I was just getting into highschool years ago, I always saw a boy, to be honest yet in the biggest way possible, he was horridly bad looking. However, one day I had no one else to sit by at lunch (irregular day. schedule had been changed), so I say by him. Chatting, we got to know eachother and years later we dated. Although I knew he wasn't the best looking, our personalities were nearly identical. Eventually we split apart, with him moving out of state while I couldn't, and he met someone new. I see their pictures on Facebook and it still upsets me to this day.
RobinGoodfellow 47
I agree with 20. It's similar to demisexuality.
Wolfparable 22
If I have a grievance in this subject it's more with the currently accepted form of dating. I dislike that it uses appearance as a gateway requirement of getting to know someone's personality. It's just a bit disheartening that without it being an accident or from prolonged interaction that an unattractive person is given a markedly lesser chance at a relationship as a more attractive person has from the start.
Ki11erC 18
Gotta love personalities, nice, pert, round and voluptuous personalities... Wait, we are talking about the same thing right? RIGHT?
patd77 12
Your brother is a dumbass!
littleteapot 21
More like shallow.
annarcheer 19
I'd say both.
betweenwinds 18
There's always one in the family. At least you know that it's not you!
vaxc 17
Wow... Who even cares about likes if she is beautiful through his eyes.
tzemmy 25
clearly, he cares
thedeadmen 14
Yep here is the black sheep in the family :p
thefirstwhiteboy 17
That's this generation now
cheeeksss 29
No it's not. It's OP's brother, which doesn't conclude what the rest of the generation is like..
LexiDaBae 17
...and how many likes does HE get?
sweetnsourrr 11
probably one and that one is from his mother...
Roythetickler 21
Shots fired
EyesofStone 27
So he picks girlfriends based on what *other* people think of her looks? How shallow can you get?