Today, I made a Facebook post about my upcoming driving test. My grandpa said he knew I would succeed, prompting my idiot boyfriend to reply "For sure, she really knows how to suck seed ;)" followed by him liking his own comment. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on Facebook, only to see my grandpa had posted "feeling horny" with my grandma. FML
Today, a guy commented on a picture of my boyfriend and I kissing on facebook, and said to please stop 'testing' him. He also messaged me saying how he wishes he could get a girlfriend like me, that I'm gorgeous, and that he wants to go out with me. I'm his cousin. FML
Today, I took my driving test. It was all going well until out of habit from driving with my boyfriend, I reached over and held my instructor's hand. FML
Today, my girlfriend finally got a Facebook account. Too bad she doesn't know the difference between a wall post and a message. She just described how much she enjoyed our sex last night, in great detail. My mom liked it. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend posted on my boyfriend's Facebook wall. Apparently, I give awful blowjobs. FML
Today, my boyfriend posted a status on Facebook saying what a great girlfriend he had. Flattered, I commented on it, saying that I felt the same about him. Turns out he was talking about his other girlfriend. FML
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to hack my Facebook and "like" everybody's statuses. This includes my boyfriend's about his grandmother dying. FML
Today, as a joke, I put a picture of a sonogram on my girlfriend's Facebook. Now her entire family hates me, and her mother has started the two-hour drive to come pull her out of college. Whoops. FML
Today, after feeling fat and ugly and a bit depressed, I logged on to Facebook to see my boyfriend had posted "I have the most beautiful girlfriend in the world!" I 'liked' it and commented "Aww thank you baby!" I logged in later to see that he commented back saying "I didn't mean you." FML
Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
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Top comments
pliskon_snake 14
There's a fine line between trying to be funny and disrespect towards family. I'm pretty certain your boyfriend just crossed it with a huge leap.
Mr_Mole 24
I think you know you've outgrown him.
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Comments (88)
remometol 16
It's your fault for having a dumb boyfriend. Should've realised it faster.
PrideOfTheFallen 19
Kinda your fault for doing that stuff in the first place, especially if he is as big a dumbass as he sounds. So.. FYL and YDI
donaldduckdumb 4
Dump that idiot
NYGiants1925 22
He sounds like a douche
MyWierdCat 18
Wow. Thats akward
justanotherday7 7
Sorry but it is kind of funny
Trellis84 5
Am I the only one concerned that OP is "sucking seed" before she's old enough to drive? Maybe I'm reading this wrong???
limitles 14
You must've had other hints that you are dating a low life loser! Should've dumped himbefore he insulted you in front of your family
fabcade 14
I'm sorry, your boyfriend is an idiot. kick him to the curb.
Isaias_ 9
Seeds are small