Today, while shopping, I suddenly got the terrible urge to use the bathroom. I already had several items and my 5-year-old niece in tow, so I hurried to checkout. I ended up pissing myself. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the store. In the span of 10 minutes, I went from not needing to pee, to pissing myself in the middle of the crowded store. It wasn’t even just a little bit, it was a full-on stream, and there were no toilets in this store. I’m only 24. FML
Today, while in the airport waiting to board, I got the sudden urge to pee, so I ran to the bathroom feeling like my bladder was about to burst. I was so focused on relieving my bladder that I failed to notice the diarrhea covering the toilet seat and the wall behind it until I was sitting in it. FML
Today, I was at work alone with a stomach bug. For some reason, our bathroom was out of toilet paper, so I had to quickly run to the nearest store to buy more, only to shit my pants midway there. I'm pretty sure the cashier knew exactly what had happened. FML
Today, after a shopping trip, I had the worst diarrhea attack and almost shat my pants before I could even get in the front door. By the time I could get the door open, it was taking all of my self-control to keep from shitting myself. I had to shit on the toilet with the front door and bathroom door wide open. FML
Today, I was at the grocery store with my five year-old son when I had to go to the bathroom. After doing my business and we started walking out of the bathroom, my son loudly announced to the whole store, "Mommy has diarrhea!" FML
Today, I was shopping in a packed store when I started to feel faint. Since I was quite far along in the queue, I tried to hold out until I reached the front of the queue. Good news: I succeeded. Bad news: I then fainted at the counter, hit my nose, and shit myself. FML
Today, while at work, I really had to pee. Since my break was soon, I decided to hold it as another customer came to my till, but I didn't see she had 3 trolleys full of food. It took ages to scan all of it, and when I left for my break, I had an empty bladder and a wet seat. FML
Today, while driving my son and his friend home, I was so frantic to pee, I was bouncing up and down in my seat. I stopped and ran into a store but it was too late. There was a line and I made it 11 seconds. I was radiating heat from the humiliation of walking past dozens of people after peeing my pants. I even apologized. FML
Today, I shat myself in the middle of Walmart. It dripped out the bottom of my pants till i made it to the restroom, which was on the other side of the store. FML
Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML
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Top comments
amberdea404 28
Hey, urine trouble but accidents happen.
pradip 26
You should've carried the child yourself, made it look like it was the kid's fault. 5 year olds can get excused for lack of bladder control.
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Comments (58)
yahitscyndi 20
I'm sorry OP that sucks.
LilMissCanadian 22
Are you truly sorry?
Xealkry 18
Why do so many people dislike this when he's just saying he's sorry? He's just saying that's too bad.
aimbug 42
Probably because there's a button for that #30
yahitscyndi 20
It's probably just because I was able to get top comment and they weren't. Oh well.
Zarniclopsindorf 24
It is definitely because there is a button.
justcommenting19 19
If you need to pee that often and can't hold it, I'd seriously tell you to go to a doctor. Or use your pee forces for evil.
slingerslasher 24
The way OP phrased it, this doesn't happen regularly
Wideout40 21
When holding your pee, think about sex, it helps.
Vintage_Cola 29
I'm not sure if it works for girls, but guys can't actually piss themselves if they have a boner: it's physically impossible.
Mpii 11
It is possible just less likely.
Kiernan151 25
Aparently 9 has never had morning wood...
Vintage_Cola 29
Morning wood is exactly why guys don't piss themselves during the night. -_-
mds9986 24
No it's not 25 lol.
gichikku 14
#9, it's impossible to cum and pee at the same time. Definitely not impossible to pee with a hard on.
WinterChild 20
Yeah and walking around in public with a boner while you have a 5 year old with you is a good idea... "I swear it's just so I didn't pee my self officer"
worldclassrager 41
I love how this conversation is going even though OP is a girl
caybreee 5
Just because op is a girl doesn't mean she doesn't have a penis
Badkarma4u 17
Totally not impossible to pee with wood some people are into peeing during sex and yes they are hard.
Kiernan151 25
Lol 25, boners can help, but half the time I wake up at about 3 am and go pee every morning, guess what I still have in the morning? Yep, wood.
teacupofsunshine 29
Most of us don't have a boner... Just an FYI. So we probs don't function the same way you described. Lol
NicH1799 20
The phrase "know your limits" comes to mind.
Tripartita 45
There comes a time in everybody's life when they wonder if they're secretly staring in niche ****. Right? It's not just me…
kyrisonfusion 22
I'm sorry OP, I do hope nobody noticed... Really embarrassing
amberdea404 28
Hey, urine trouble but accidents happen.
A07 48
That sounds embarrassing, sorry OP, sometimes you just gotta play it safe
ber4fun 23
I doubt your niece would have minded holding the items while you went to the bathroom if she was already being well behaved.
epeeftw 16
You shouldn't leave your 5 year old niece unattended even if it's just to go to the bathroom for a minute or two.
meliodafool_ 15
You must've been pissed.