Today, I made a Facebook post about my upcoming driving test. My grandpa said he knew I would succeed, prompting my idiot boyfriend to reply "For sure, she really knows how to suck seed ;)" followed by him liking his own comment. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on Facebook, only to see my grandpa had posted "feeling horny" with my grandma. FML
Today, a guy commented on a picture of my boyfriend and I kissing on facebook, and said to please stop 'testing' him. He also messaged me saying how he wishes he could get a girlfriend like me, that I'm gorgeous, and that he wants to go out with me. I'm his cousin. FML
Today, I took my driving test. It was all going well until out of habit from driving with my boyfriend, I reached over and held my instructor's hand. FML
Today, my girlfriend finally got a Facebook account. Too bad she doesn't know the difference between a wall post and a message. She just described how much she enjoyed our sex last night, in great detail. My mom liked it. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend posted on my boyfriend's Facebook wall. Apparently, I give awful blowjobs. FML
Today, my boyfriend posted a status on Facebook saying what a great girlfriend he had. Flattered, I commented on it, saying that I felt the same about him. Turns out he was talking about his other girlfriend. FML
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to hack my Facebook and "like" everybody's statuses. This includes my boyfriend's about his grandmother dying. FML
Today, as a joke, I put a picture of a sonogram on my girlfriend's Facebook. Now her entire family hates me, and her mother has started the two-hour drive to come pull her out of college. Whoops. FML
Today, after feeling fat and ugly and a bit depressed, I logged on to Facebook to see my boyfriend had posted "I have the most beautiful girlfriend in the world!" I 'liked' it and commented "Aww thank you baby!" I logged in later to see that he commented back saying "I didn't mean you." FML
Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
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Top comments
pliskon_snake 14
There's a fine line between trying to be funny and disrespect towards family. I'm pretty certain your boyfriend just crossed it with a huge leap.
Mr_Mole 24
I think you know you've outgrown him.
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Comments (88)
Grayness_ 26
I think it was funny. If you don't like it just delete his comment and talk to him about not doing it again. People over here saying "dump him" Y'all ever heard of "communication"?
lsimp96 14
What did grandpa say?
xTommytheGUNx 15
yeah . that's a private joke not a in front of grandpa joke.
artistswife 19
Time to stop succeeding with your boyfriend.
sariberii 8
Wow what an idiot
Richard6036 13
Your boyfriend actually said that in Front of your grandfather I guess your grandfather realizes what a worthless piece of crap he really is and what he's up for a sex
Stuffaluffagus 25
Your boyfriend is a moron
martiniweenie 10
He's a keeper
Etweens96 25
If he was mature, he'd be respectful to your grandpa and say he has faith as well. Dump this guy's ass
kafka779 12
Jeez, I know he made an asinine comment, but that doesn't mean you should just immediately break up with him. Have a mature talk with him about boundaries first. Be rational.