Today, I made a Facebook post about my upcoming driving test. My grandpa said he knew I would succeed, prompting my idiot boyfriend to reply "For sure, she really knows how to suck seed ;)" followed by him liking his own comment. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on Facebook, only to see my grandpa had posted "feeling horny" with my grandma. FML
Today, a guy commented on a picture of my boyfriend and I kissing on facebook, and said to please stop 'testing' him. He also messaged me saying how he wishes he could get a girlfriend like me, that I'm gorgeous, and that he wants to go out with me. I'm his cousin. FML
Today, I took my driving test. It was all going well until out of habit from driving with my boyfriend, I reached over and held my instructor's hand. FML
Today, my girlfriend finally got a Facebook account. Too bad she doesn't know the difference between a wall post and a message. She just described how much she enjoyed our sex last night, in great detail. My mom liked it. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend posted on my boyfriend's Facebook wall. Apparently, I give awful blowjobs. FML
Today, my boyfriend posted a status on Facebook saying what a great girlfriend he had. Flattered, I commented on it, saying that I felt the same about him. Turns out he was talking about his other girlfriend. FML
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to hack my Facebook and "like" everybody's statuses. This includes my boyfriend's about his grandmother dying. FML
Today, as a joke, I put a picture of a sonogram on my girlfriend's Facebook. Now her entire family hates me, and her mother has started the two-hour drive to come pull her out of college. Whoops. FML
Today, after feeling fat and ugly and a bit depressed, I logged on to Facebook to see my boyfriend had posted "I have the most beautiful girlfriend in the world!" I 'liked' it and commented "Aww thank you baby!" I logged in later to see that he commented back saying "I didn't mean you." FML
Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
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Top comments
pliskon_snake 14
There's a fine line between trying to be funny and disrespect towards family. I'm pretty certain your boyfriend just crossed it with a huge leap.
Mr_Mole 24
I think you know you've outgrown him.
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Comments (88)
Mirsen1727 12
If he can say that on a post to your family, I can't imagine what he says to friends. That was completely disrespectful to you and your family. I hope you did well on your test.
MrBlackledge 12
If you're looking for a silver lining... In some ways (and not very many) it's a compliment...
luvlu444 24
id like to reccomend a small thing called finding someone of your own maturity levels, commonly known as dumping
9a_1z 12
Your boyfriend sounds like all the guys I've dated combined.
Tyrez 32
Women sure do have good choice in men. Although I suppose these days it's hard to find any quality people.
9a_1z 12
Well, to be fair to them, although guys I'm attracted to usually have an appalling sense of what's socially appropriate, they're often also kind, loving and hilarious. It depends on what you can put up with really.
americanafrican 32
you must have dated some idiots
NodakN8V 25
And just think....his seed was the fastest...makes ya wonder about the other million....
SorrowsReward 27
That is some quality douchebaggery right there!
Sazz024 7
Ew no, tell your boyfriend to be more appropriate on fb because of your family
NickACD 27
I think the better question is, why the **** have you been sucking him off before you're even driving?
jelrid 30
Exactly!
brandonc8892 13
All of you losers are so butthurt.
pjsr 33
Some guys don't deserve to have their seed sucked