cmoney6452
United States
Today, I'm so sick that I'm drinking fluids just to make it hurt less when I puke. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
SickSmick
United Kingdom
Today, I have the flu, food poisoning, and I'm on my period. I have enough liquids pouring out of me from various holes to satisfy a sewer. FML
Anonymous
Today, after finishing a bottle and a half of pure cranberry juice to flush my bladder for a possible infection, I've been spewing liquid shits all day, my asshole burns, and it hurts to sit. FML
Anonymous
New Iberia, United States
Today, I puked up an anti-nausea pill. FML
Preggo
Today, I vomited so hard into the toilet that the water splashed back into my face. I instinctually moved away only to finish puking on the floor. FML
Sickie.
United States
Today, I had a stomach virus. I tried to make myself throw up to feel better. My long nails sliced open my throat from the inside, and I threw up blood. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Waiting for a Xmas miracle
Today, I'm in agony. I can't eat or drink anything without being in pain, including water. Doctors don't know what's wrong with me, and can only prescribe me painkillers I can only take 3 times a day. FML
not_fakingit
Montr?al, Canada
Lava
Today, I joked with my boss about calling in sick to work tomorrow with food poisoning to avoid taking the Sunday shift. Tonight, I'm sitting on the toilet bowl in agonizing pain with combination diarrhea and vomiting. My shift starts in 3 hours. FML
Anonymous
Hangover
Today, I got really sick after drinking a lot of alcohol and started throwing up. Every time I threw up into the toilet, the water would splash back up into my face. FML
jdch_99
Kitchener, Canada
Today, I'm at home, sick with walking pneumonia and a raging UTI. Every time I cough, I piss myself. I'm now having to lie on a bath towel and garbage bags until the meds kick in. FML
Meagan Ortiz
Wardrobe change please
Today, I choked on water so hard that I threw up and shat myself. FML
Top comments
Dommon 7
You have to drink in order to clean your body and have something to bake with.
DontClickOnMe 28
Aww I hate the feeling of throwing up. It hurts like hell. Hope you feel better, OP!
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hellonyancat 6
I hate being sick. I panic so much. I hope you feel better soon OP. Keep drinking fluids if/when you can. If you are keeping absolutely nothing down for over 24 hours I'd consider calling a doctor.
tlovesdolphins 16
Try ginger snaps or ginger bread men if you can. That was the only thing that helped when I was pregnant. Ginger apparently helps settle stomachs.
MsMeiriona 2
Ginger ale would be even better, ginger and hydration. But I always go for ginger ale if queasy.
vivalavida9111 0
i hate puking!! ugh feel better soon!!
Honestly_Lainey 21
That's a little gross but hey, if it works, who cares right? *gives you virtual teddy bear* I hope you feel better soon OP
j_cat187 20
Yea don't drink milk. Fruit juice tends to take the sour bite off of puke.
Waking_Wrissa 0
Eck! I hate throwing up. Sip lightly on some water/gatoraide/poweraide to get your stomach used to taking things in again and so you don't dehydrate. Feel better!
amyrules99 7
Awww! Feel better! I'm in the hospital right now with a stomach bug and I'm doing the same thing. Hope u get well soon!
KiddNYC1O 22
The worst.
coletrain11 5
If you live in Ohio, maybe you go to Miami University because today is Green Beer Day! It could explain your puking.
sliz225 6
Aww, I have been there . . . except drinking made me throw up, immediately . . . and so I didn't drink, and threw up anyway, and it still hurt . . . I ended in the hospital . . . Sorry, sorry. Good luck getting better, really.